I mean, a whole lot of them have already killed themselves, their family members and friends with their stubborn ignorance.
But, still, in the spirit of being a decent human, here is my open letter to Trump supporters in an effort to avoid further unnecessary suffering and death, and in the hopes that they will decide that living is better than dying.
Feel free to copy and share it on your social media feeds.
Dear Trump supporters,
A few important notes regarding COVID:
- Ivermectin is not an effective COVID treatment, despite what your cousin on Facebook writes, or what Tucker Carlson tells you.
- DO NOT DRINK OR INJECT BLEACH!
- Hydroxychloroquine is not an effective COVID treatment, no matter what Don says.
- DO NOT SHOVE A UV LIGHT UP YOUR RECTUM!
- The vaccines do not place a 5G chip into your body (although that would be great if it were true because it could cut your cable bill in half).
- Bill Gates is not profiting from your stupidity.
- The phrase, “Do your own research” should immediately set off alarm bells of pending lunacy.
- If you are involved in QAnon, reserve a ventilator at your local hospital.
- If your pastor tells you that the vaccine is the “mark of Satan,” then your pastor is, in fact, the devil.
- Death bed conversions (“I wish I got the vaccine”) are pathetically sad, but may also save the lives of loved ones and friends. (Not guaranteed.)
- Get vaccinated because dying is the worst way to “own the libs.”
Please get vaccinated. It is better for you, your family, your friends and your community.
Best wishes,
George Soros (kidding)
Okay, I know it will have zero impact, but I enjoyed writing it, anyway...