Well, it's been a good run: A VERY GOOD and long run. But it appears that they have finally caught up with us.
Mike Lindell claims that there are 300 million Americans that should be put in jail for voter fraud. But it wasn't nearly that many. Joe Biden was credited with about 81 million total votes in 2020. So, at most, there were only 40 million of us that voted twice.
How did they not catch on sooner? You all know what I’m talking about: Going to the polls and (Democrats only) getting handed two ballots. I know we learned at Indoc Camp that we weren't supposed to tell, but the gig is up folks.
There was this Republican election official, once, that seemed like he was on to me. I have a rather unique name. When I came in the second time (I actually vote in person 4 times each election, LOL), he kinda winced when he saw my name. Turned out I had accidentally gone to the same registrar at the voter check-in (my mistake). He looked through his copy of eligible voters and found that there were indeed four “voters” in the district with the name of Myron T. Duckfarts. Fortunately, I had made sure there were four distinctly different addresses for them, so he dismissed it, saw that I was a Democrat, and handed me both of my ballots.
Hey, they can only lock me up once, but I can vote as many times as I want. I hope I can still vote multiple times from prison. I don’t know how that works there. Maybe I’ll get sent to one of the prisons with the Mail-In Ballot factories. I’d really enjoy being a part of that endeavor.