The Electoral College Is a Liberal Conspiracy: Satire
By Lyer, Fibski & Propagandovitch, famous Moscow PR outlet
For immediate release:
We recently interviewed a “conservative” pundit about his views on the Electoral College. What he determined should shock every right-thinking American, and there are many of them.
“It’s been taken as an article of faith that the Electoral College system favors conservatives”, he noted, “but nothing could be further from the truth. The term has two words, both despised by right-thinking Americans.”
“Electoral conjures up elections, which we all know are our bane and must be fixed”, he continued. “And College”, he said in a voice dripping with contempt. “Well. We all know that colleges are nothing more than leftist indoctrination factories! Quick, get me on the radio!”
“I cannot believe we did not see this before,” he said. “The Electoral College is clearly a liberal conspiracy that must be eliminated as soon as possible! Where’s my gun?”