The knives are out. They are coming for blood. They know you’ve lost, even if you don’t acknowledge responsibility, Don. They blame you for disrupting their beautiful red wave, and now they are forcefully ejecting you, the 45th President! How dare those impudent fools toss you out of the Party! Us Democrats, we totally understand you Donald. We want MAGA to succeed at the end of the day!
To that end, we humbly request that you and your voters ditch the Republican party for good in 2024! What have they ever done for you? They ditched your greatness at the first opportunity, my king! They said “President for life” but they were fair weather friends, and now they are trying to kill your successful run for president in 2024, all but a bygone conclusion, by strangling it in its infancy! The RINOs have spoken. They are anointing another!
So we propose a national MAGA walk out of the Republican party. There are far too many squish RINO traitors to save them! They have betrayed everything that MAGA stands for by not CLEARLY acknowledging that Donald Trump not only is the next President of the United States, but is God King of North America and sits at the right hand of Jesus himself. Us Democrats have come to understand his Tan Glory all too well over these past years and secretly want Donald to be free of the yoke of the Republican Party. We support you!
The formation of the MAGA party would show those RINOs whos really in charge. If they wont support Donald, you shouldn’t support them! Don’t vote for a single Republican ever again. Run MAGA candidates all across the country with the winning messages of Donald Trump is a Very Stable Non-Criminal Genius, and 2020 WAZ RIGGED all the way into the future. The MAGA party should never stop talking about how Donald Trump was ROBBED in 2020, even far into the future. 2040? Definitely. 2050, still a HUGE issue! 2080! 2100! Keep driving the message home. Donald is our dear leader, our Big Brother, our King! He shall rise from the ashes of the RINO party!
Democrats implore ALL MAGA VOTERS to never vote for a RINO again. Only candidates from the real MAGA Party will ever be acceptable. Accept no substitutions my brethren in ignorance! Only MAGA will lead us to salvation! 2024 shall be yours if you never again vote Republican! Its MAGA or stay home 2024!
(/one democrats dream of splitting the republican party forever)
(this is my piss poor attempt at snark please dont hit me)