You have free speech on Twitter
Just as long as nothing’s said
That makes the owner bitter
Or gets too deep inside his head
Say what you want and when you want
As long as it conforms
To freedom as defined
As being only Elon’s norms.
Sign up today, the freedom’s hot
There’s nothing else to do
You must sign up, Elon demands
Unless you are a Jew.
Of if you are a black man
Or a female of any color
LGBT please stay away
Exceptions for log cabin gay
But racists welcome every day
And fascists more than others.
You have free speech on Twitter
The only place you’re truly free
Pay up, don’t be a quitter
It only costs Democracy.