I tweeted this just now and people seem to like it:
“President Biden’s speech was so riveting that Vladimir Putin soiled his pants.”
Someone tweeted: “Ukrainian tennis champion Elina Svitolina defeated Russia's Anastasia at the Monterrey Open on March 1, pledging to donate her prize money to Ukraine's military. “I was on a mission for my country,” Svitolina said.”
My tweet response which is going viral on Twitter:
”And she did it without making a big racket.”
Another tweet from me which has also gone viral on Twitter:
”Donald Trump couldn’t locate Ukraine on a map of Ukraine.”
A lot of people liked this tweet from me: “Trump’s net worth has dropped by 90% this morning. The Russian Ruble has dropped by 90%. Probably just a coincidence.”
Another tweet from Captain Obvious (me):
”Ted Cruz received top secret intelligence today on Ukraine from the U.S. Intelligence Agency. Many people on Twitter are saying that Ted Cruz will give that information to Donald Trump. That’s ridiculous! I’m sure he’ll hand-deliver it directly to Putin.”
Captain Obvious responding to a Marco Rubio tweet when he was too cowardly to attend the State of the Union Address:
”The two easiest things to buy in Florida are an AK-47 and a Marco Rubio.”
When Joe Biden talked about opening our country to people who are in distress, Ted Cruz made a nasty comment about illegal aliens crossing our border. Captain Obvious’ response was:
”Mexico wants to build the wall to keep Ted Cruz from coming back to Cancun. And Mexico will pay for it!”
This tweet got over 100 likes in one minute. I like likes.