Yeah, I’m not putting that jackass’s image up again, I like you folks too much.
The pressure’s been ramping up and he no longer has Twitter by the tail, so little Donnie Two-Scoops is back to filing ridiculous lawsuits to make himself feel better. Above the Law reports that tfg has waded back into the other end of legal action recently. The original was filed in March, but there’s a little statute of limitations issue, among other things. This amended complaint was filed this week, all 193 pages, complete with the full complement of misspellings from the original.
In March, Donald Trump filed the mother of all LOLsuits, charging Hillary Clinton and half of DC with conspiring to RICO his political and business prospects to death and get him booted off Twitter via “an unthinkable plot – one that shocks the conscience and is an affront to this nation’s democracy.”
Whining? Oh, sure there’s plenty of that,
Acting in concert, the Defendants maliciously conspired to weave a false narrative that their Republican opponent, Donald J. Trump, was colluding with a hostile foreign sovereignty. The actions taken in furtherance of their scheme—falsifying evidence, deceiving law enforcement, spreading disinformation through the media, and exploiting access to highly-sensitive data sources—are so outrageous, subversive and incendiary that even the events of Watergate pale in comparison
Such a fabulous whiner!
There are acrobatics, too!
The new filing also makes a Cirque du Soleil-worthy stretch, likening the suspension of tolling [of the SoL] under the Clayton Antitrust Act to the Durham prosecution, and thus claiming that the Special Counsel prosecution suspended the statute of limitations under civil RICO.
It’s been a tough day, I figured we could use a little something to laugh at and Randy Rainbow hasn’t posted anything new.
(Though he does have a cool one man barbershop arrangement I hadn’t seen)