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The “Supreme” Court was sure busy this past week erasing American’s rights and scrambling this country’s priorities. I don’t remember a time when the SC got so much done in a week, I guess it doesn’t take as much effort to tear up the laws as it does to write them.
First off, they stripped women of their rights to their own bodies, Old white men now decide a woman’s reproductive choices. Women must now carry their rapist’s fetus full term and make sure nothing happens to it even if it kills them and in the event that something does happen to it, the woman will go to prison and possibly face execution for it, her fault or not. Let us not forget that for the last 20 years Republicans have been trying to make it legal to rape at will, find their statements on the subject here: goprapeadvisorychart.com
Next up, gun rights. The Court says that open carry of a firearm in public is “Constitutionally just fine” with them. Grab your sidearm and wear it proudly! To top it off, you can no longer sue the police department if they happen to “forget” to read you your Miranda right to remain silent when you get arrested for “exercising” your Second Amendment rights.
With just these two decisions, the Court has changed the Republican gun control talking points and taken us down a very dark path. Now when you see someone packing a gun, you no longer think “there is a good guy with a gun, here to protect us”, you will more likely be thinking, “there is a serial rapist looking for another victim.”
But don’t worry, all you need to do is become a “good Christian” and head out to the 50-yard line and pray away the rapist, pray away the fetus and pray you don’t become prey to this “Christian Nation” the evangelicals think we should live in. There is the underlying problem to most evils in our country today, “Christians”!
Who is talking to who.
Tuesday, June 28
Jimmy Kimmel: Simu Liu, Jo Koy, Jelly Roll, guest host Chelsea Handler
Jimmy Fallon: Steve Carell, Maya Hawke, GIVĒON
Stephen Colbert: Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Jimmie Allen
Seth Meyers: Wanda Sykes, Kesha, Patrick Radden Keefe, Jonathan Ulman
James Corden: Vin Diesel, Ed Sheeran, Maisie Peters