2020 — Kenosha cops shoot an unarmed black man in the back. Seven times
2020 -- Rittenhouse arranges for access to rifle across state lines
2020 — Rittenhouse kills two men, 26 and 36 years old
2020 — Rittenhouse posts $2,000,000 bail after extradition from Illinois.
2020 — Ritenhouse found not guilty after 26 hours of jury deliberation.
2021 — Fox news continues blood lust celebrations by celebrating NG verdict
2021— Rittenhouse tires of his celebrity status and wonders what happened to the $2.0 mill bail donated to him?
2021— Rittenhouse decides to take a low profile.
2022 — Rittenhouse claims he will attend Texas A&M.
2022— Texas A&M asks, “Who on this flat earth is Rittenhouse? We have no records.”
2023— US hits new low, a mass shooting in every state of the nation, except Hawaii, over the Fourth of July weekend. Semi-automatics, not fireworks, have become the way to celebrate “Freedumb!”
2024— Rittenhouse claims he graduated early, with double major in agriculture and mining, from Texas A&M, with honors.
2024— Texas A&M asks, “Who on this flat earth is Rittenhouse? We have no records.”
2024 — Rittenhouse announces run for US senate, because, you know, “Guns.”
2024— Trump announces support for Rittenhouse’s run for office
2024— No state has any record of Rittenhouse actually filing document for any election to any office.
2025— Rittenhouse announces he won office by a majority of the vote. Refuses to ID in which state. Claims he will have a February surprise for the nation.
2026— Rittenhouse claims he will be Trump’s VP in his next election campaign.
2027— Maverick Arms, still the largest gun maker in the US, announces a celebrity calendar, with Rittenhouse getting an April spread. The Texas Rangers get a group shot (ahem) December.