Okay, this week I’m going to take care of a couple of problems that have cropped up lately.
Alright, here we are again. Lots happening this week—as you’ll see in our weekly poll—so let’s get right to it.
America truly is the land of equality, you can be married to a millionaire who is literally the president and still be buried with slightly less dignity than Thomas Hulce at the end of Amadeus— CHAOTIC NEUTRAL arrives 9/20 (@edburmila) July 31, 2022
America truly is the land of equality, you can be married to a millionaire who is literally the president and still be buried with slightly less dignity than Thomas Hulce at the end of Amadeus
idk--seemed like it was time to bring back this meme pic.twitter.com/9YLoBXKCUH— Nell Scovell (@NellSco) August 1, 2022
idk--seemed like it was time to bring back this meme pic.twitter.com/9YLoBXKCUH
What ended that membership? https://t.co/T8ZXPzWX5E— Every Monkey Everywhere All At Once (@VitruvianMonkey) August 1, 2022
What ended that membership? https://t.co/T8ZXPzWX5E
Were they firing cheeseburgers into the audience like a T-shirt gun? pic.twitter.com/LLkBa0N996— Steve Marmel 💉💉💉💉 (@Marmel) August 1, 2022
Were they firing cheeseburgers into the audience like a T-shirt gun? pic.twitter.com/LLkBa0N996
From the creators of "liberals are trying to make you eat bugs and take the devil's vaccine," here's "give me $50 and eat this spoonful of ants to make your RNA work good." https://t.co/Otnn83x032— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) August 1, 2022
From the creators of "liberals are trying to make you eat bugs and take the devil's vaccine," here's "give me $50 and eat this spoonful of ants to make your RNA work good." https://t.co/Otnn83x032
The guy who boasted about his building being the tallest on 9/11 & later lied about being at Ground Zero to ‘help clear rubble’ just hosted a Saudi-backed blood money golf tournament at his private club/cemetery, and they gave out THIS f’ng trophy.Look like anything to you? pic.twitter.com/vPrXx87NJS— Jo 🌻 (@JoJoFromJerz) August 2, 2022
The guy who boasted about his building being the tallest on 9/11 & later lied about being at Ground Zero to ‘help clear rubble’ just hosted a Saudi-backed blood money golf tournament at his private club/cemetery, and they gave out THIS f’ng trophy.Look like anything to you? pic.twitter.com/vPrXx87NJS
When you hire the attorney Rudy Giuliani recommended: pic.twitter.com/ccP3DtVXfU— Liam Nissan™ (@theliamnissan) August 4, 2022
When you hire the attorney Rudy Giuliani recommended: pic.twitter.com/ccP3DtVXfU
Jones' lawyer is gonna walk out of this courtroom in the aftermath and pull off his face like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible. It's a latex mask. It's gotta be David Hogg under there or something. https://t.co/BZXU9fkInd— Iron Spike (@Iron_Spike) August 3, 2022
Jones' lawyer is gonna walk out of this courtroom in the aftermath and pull off his face like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible. It's a latex mask. It's gotta be David Hogg under there or something. https://t.co/BZXU9fkInd
this boot has very huge and very specific "texas tech freshman frat pledge who has never worn boots before buys some new boots for the first football game of the season" energy https://t.co/CD8wFhbveC— Haley Britzky (@halbritz) August 4, 2022
this boot has very huge and very specific "texas tech freshman frat pledge who has never worn boots before buys some new boots for the first football game of the season" energy https://t.co/CD8wFhbveC
Donald Trump is printing out all his texts with Alex Jones and eating them rn.— dara faye (@darafaye) August 4, 2022
Donald Trump is printing out all his texts with Alex Jones and eating them rn.
very good sport, to concede his title like this https://t.co/BfokKOVV9C— Bill Corbett (@BillCorbett) August 4, 2022
very good sport, to concede his title like this https://t.co/BfokKOVV9C
Picture this: you joined the College Republicans in 2002 and 20 years later you're in a sweaty Dallas convention hall as the dictator of Hungary tells you how awesome Chuck Norris is. You're howling like a seal that just got some herring thrown at it by his trainer. https://t.co/c267QLrBjo— Aaron.givesmart (@BobbyBigWheel) August 4, 2022
Picture this: you joined the College Republicans in 2002 and 20 years later you're in a sweaty Dallas convention hall as the dictator of Hungary tells you how awesome Chuck Norris is. You're howling like a seal that just got some herring thrown at it by his trainer. https://t.co/c267QLrBjo
Friends. Tonite I am sad. @TuckerCarlson believes me too short to date…and yet somehow, miraculously, I remain tall enough to not know what Victor Orban’s ass tastes like! Is it goulash Tucky? Seems like it would be goulash.— Jon Stewart (@jonstewart) August 5, 2022
Friends. Tonite I am sad. @TuckerCarlson believes me too short to date…and yet somehow, miraculously, I remain tall enough to not know what Victor Orban’s ass tastes like! Is it goulash Tucky? Seems like it would be goulash.
Dick: “I’m Dick Cheney. Vote for my daughter or I’ll shoot you in the face!”Liz: “Dad, can’t you just read the script?”Dick: “Fine, fine. It’s your ad.” https://t.co/59lgx0ZJN8— Andrew Feinberg (@AndrewFeinberg) August 4, 2022
Dick: “I’m Dick Cheney. Vote for my daughter or I’ll shoot you in the face!”Liz: “Dad, can’t you just read the script?”Dick: “Fine, fine. It’s your ad.” https://t.co/59lgx0ZJN8
For those of you who were just kids when Dick Cheney was VP, he was basically Stephen Miller but older and with more hair.— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) August 4, 2022
For those of you who were just kids when Dick Cheney was VP, he was basically Stephen Miller but older and with more hair.
Turns out, Alex Jones attorney isn't a real lawyer. He's a crisis actor.— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) August 4, 2022
Turns out, Alex Jones attorney isn't a real lawyer. He's a crisis actor.
Alex Jones has learned his lessonby Susan Collins— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) August 4, 2022
Alex Jones has learned his lessonby Susan Collins
I don’t like where this porno is going AT ALL. pic.twitter.com/3D0796c6Dz— Every Monkey Everywhere All At Once (@VitruvianMonkey) August 5, 2022
I don’t like where this porno is going AT ALL. pic.twitter.com/3D0796c6Dz
When will Joe Biden and the extremist Democrats stop wrecking the economy with their socialist communist Marxist George Soros Hillary Clinton Hunter Biden liberalism? https://t.co/N3cmanRhCd— The Rude Pundit (@rudepundit) August 5, 2022
When will Joe Biden and the extremist Democrats stop wrecking the economy with their socialist communist Marxist George Soros Hillary Clinton Hunter Biden liberalism? https://t.co/N3cmanRhCd
My children enjoyed CPAC’s faux-persecution performance art, and while we found the shrine to St. Ashli Babbitt's holy candles at only $9/each quite reasonable, the rope purchase at the “Hang Mike Pence” interactive exhibit was exorbitant and the naked mannequin far too burly.— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) August 5, 2022
My children enjoyed CPAC’s faux-persecution performance art, and while we found the shrine to St. Ashli Babbitt's holy candles at only $9/each quite reasonable, the rope purchase at the “Hang Mike Pence” interactive exhibit was exorbitant and the naked mannequin far too burly.
"One...MILLION dollars!" pic.twitter.com/1bUbfbLg2f— Liam Nissan™ (@theliamnissan) August 5, 2022
"One...MILLION dollars!" pic.twitter.com/1bUbfbLg2f
The heavens could open and gold coins could rain down…and FOX would find a way to blame Biden about the noise they made as they hit the ground.— Werner Ott (@kapboy59) August 5, 2022
The heavens could open and gold coins could rain down…and FOX would find a way to blame Biden about the noise they made as they hit the ground.
I agree you should not have to work 171 whole days a year. Hopefully voters will solve this problem for you in November. pic.twitter.com/Kdmz8sZQl7— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) August 6, 2022
I agree you should not have to work 171 whole days a year. Hopefully voters will solve this problem for you in November. pic.twitter.com/Kdmz8sZQl7
Hell yeah I’m down with MAGAMarijuanaAndGreatAsses— Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA (@BuckyIsotope) August 6, 2022
Hell yeah I’m down with MAGAMarijuanaAndGreatAsses