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So, Governor Gregg Abbott is using tax-payer money to send immigrants to New York to avoid his duty to help them by giving them a free trip to New York City, how nice of him. I know what New York should do with them, put all of them up in a 5-star hotel for as long as they need to be there and send the bill to the good folks in Texas. I think a few weeks of $1000 per head per night might get the Texans to consider a new governor. Gregg is guilty of dereliction of duty, he is a pansy passing off what he doesn’t want to deal with on other states. I think Texans would prefer he spent the money on their frail power grid than on giving non-citizens a free trip to New York all expenses paid by their tax money.
Keep it up Republicans, you are showing America that you don’t know how to govern, that you don’t care about the people and that you don’t give a damn about the country, all you want is the grift, the big bucks your “contributors” give you to be cruel to your constituents. How much longer do you think your lies are going to fly with the people in this nation? Set your sights on 2024, did you? Kansas should be a wakeup call for the GOP, the people won’t stand for the bullshit you dish out much longer. 2024? If America follows the lead of Kansas in 2022, your Fascist asses will be put in a bus and shipped to another country.
Who is talking to who.
Tuesday, August 9
Jimmy Kimmel: Ryan Reynolds, Kaitlin Olson, Tones and I, guest host Rob McElhenney
Jimmy Fallon: Kate McKinnon, Lili Reinhart, Maitreyi Ramakrishnan, Jon Pardi
Stephen Colbert: Ben Stiller, D'Arcy Carden, Joe Walsh
Seth Meyers: Taylor Schilling, Chris Redd, Todd Sucherman (R 3/10/22)
James Corden: Rainn Wilson, Adria Arjona, Mark Owen (R 6/9/22)