The Supreme Court has already weighed in on the purported ‘Decision’ of the United States Court of Appeals For the for the Eleventh Circuit
Before Roberts, Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, and Barrett, Supreme Court Justices.
The Supreme Court’s preempted decision on the appeal of Winner-the Esteemed 45th President of the United States Donald J. Trump on the decision by the Losers-United States Court of Appeals For the Eleventh Circuit.
Following a decision by a itty-bitty fraction of the Losers on the appeal of the Liberal Enemies of the State-the Department of Justice of the United States on the insightful decision by the Hero-the Esteemed and Honorable United States District Judge Aileen M. Cannon of the United States District Court for the Southern District of Florida, we, a bigly fraction of the Supreme Court of the United States present our preempted decision on the anticipated appeal of the Winner of the demonstrably witch-huntedness decision ralphed up by the Losers.
Just read the background of the case blathered on about by the Losers for yourself. We, the bigly majority of this Supreme Court, will just get to the meat of the issue, addressing the major points of the hairball decision horked up by the Losers.
Jurisdiction dickisdiction. We’re the fucking SUPREME Court. You know what that means? It means we make the decisions and you follow them. So, you can just go fuck yourself, quit your bitching, and STFU.
What’s all this Richey and Nken shit? Jesus, what the fuck?
Obviously, the Liberal Enemies of the State didn’t establish a purported “likelihood of success on the merits.” They have no merit. They’re the Liberal Enemies of the State! They’re not even Americans. They should be taken out back and shot. Yeah, we agree on that one.
The Hero provided equitable jurisdiction. She considered the arguments of the Winner and the Enemies of the State. Since the Enemies of the State are ENEMIES, they have no jurisdiction here. They shouldn’t even be here. They should be taken out back and shot. Thus, the Hero decided in favor of the Winner who provided the only justifiable position for equitable justice. He’s a winner because he appointed all of the bigly fraction of Justices to the Supreme Court.
The Enemies of the State broke into and entered the Winner’s private residence, stealing with callous disregard (they didn’t even take off their shoes) the Winner’s property, including important magazine cover pictures of the Winner, newspaper and magazine articles about the Winner, which included photographs of the Winner in front of his various impressive investments and properties. Oh, and the passports, too.
The several boxes of purported ‘classified’ essays that anyone could read now that they were declassified. And since they were declassified, who cares who had them and who read them? The Winner declassified all these papers using the impressive and all-encompassing Power of His Mind (‘His’ and ‘Mind’ are capitalized based on the omnipotent deity-level status of the Winner). Of course these essays belonged to the Winner who took them home because they were either directly handed to him or they were stored on government property and the Winner is the Great Leader of the government and, thus, owns all the government and the country.
Because the Winner owns the property that was callously stolen from him, he has an inherent individual interest in and need for that property. Of course he does. If he is not allowed to read the information in his property, how can he determine the value and price of his own property for determining taxes and obtaining loans? He cries daily about the potential of the lost advantages of that property. Just like a wife is the property of a husband, the husband has an inherent individual interest in and need for his wife. Can he not loan her out or control her as is his will? Who cares what she thinks? She’s property for fuck’s sake. Christ, don’t you know that possession is 90% of the law?
The Winner would be horribly and irreparably injured if his property is not returned to him immediately. Can you imagine the money he can make selling the information he owns that is included in all his papers? He has a need to know that information. The earnings alone on the Winner’s tell-all book would set him and his family up for generations to come, allowing their indefinite and beneficent rule for the entire nation to enjoy. This is not to mention the money to be made selling information at auction to the highest bidder - obviously an invitation-only private auction. All of this potential income would be irrevocably lost if the property is not immediately returned to the Winner.
How can someone be prosecuted for the property they own? They can’t. For example, the bigly majority of the Supreme Court owns the cour (fuck the Cunts). We can’t be prosecuted for owning the court. It’s there in the Constitution - we are an equal branch of the government. We’ll sue you, you bastards, if you try to prosecute us. Just try it! We own the law, we know how to use the law, and we will outlaw you if you weren’t already Enemies of the State who should be taken out back and shot.
The Winner has already been granted redress of his grievance. Duh! The Hero has already detailed this redress. Go read the Hero’s decision yourself, Loser!
You’re damn right that courts of equity don’t ordinarily restrain criminal prosecutions. That’s what courts are for - to fucking prosecute criminals like the Enemies of the State, who should be taken out back and shot. Courts of equity put the bad hombres in jail, then execute them. In our Opinion, the courts aren’t used enough to prosecute criminals to the full extent of the law. Because of this, we, the bigly Majority of the Supreme Court, are planning to expand the extent of the law to cover queers, perverts, unnatural marriages (except Thomas), child molesters, and those fucking monsters who drain the blood of children.
Oh, and that Special Master guy? He can go to Hell and be Satan’s dear demon bitch.
Fuck, we’ll never understand why the public doesn’t support us and our decisions. They’re fucking stupid and uncultured.