Here it is, your end-of-the-summer TOTW. Sit and stay a while, enjoy a few minutes of fun (hopefully!), and remember, if you get the chance to enjoy the Labor Day holiday, thank the unions.
I don't even wanna see a fuckin' a statue of Mike Lindell on horseback, coked to his tits, hoisting a pillow above his head.— The Rude Pundit (@rudepundit) August 29, 2022
I don't even wanna see a fuckin' a statue of Mike Lindell on horseback, coked to his tits, hoisting a pillow above his head.
Insane to see Elon Musk's name featured in a headline about technology that worked https://t.co/Wg2fXPIlYV— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) August 28, 2022
Insane to see Elon Musk's name featured in a headline about technology that worked https://t.co/Wg2fXPIlYV
Man can you imagine if I had said that?— Marianne Williamson (@marwilliamson) August 29, 2022
Man can you imagine if I had said that?
So trump says he should be declared the rightful winner of the 2020 election because of… Hunter Biden’s laptop? 🤪 Holy straitjackets, Batman! What a deranged psychopath. pic.twitter.com/qrAxbgmTsl— 😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 (@aintscarylarry) August 29, 2022
So trump says he should be declared the rightful winner of the 2020 election because of… Hunter Biden’s laptop? 🤪 Holy straitjackets, Batman! What a deranged psychopath. pic.twitter.com/qrAxbgmTsl
I don’t think we should have another civil war so soon. Half the south hasn’t taken down their decorations from the last one yet.— Terminate and Stay Resident (@TermStayRes) August 29, 2022
I don’t think we should have another civil war so soon. Half the south hasn’t taken down their decorations from the last one yet.
Hey, dude. At least my kid got a tin badge, not just a little card. So, I guess he outranks you, huh?? pic.twitter.com/cMuMSoSQzH— KrisS 🔥 Your Vote, Your Voice 🔥 (@MplsMe) August 30, 2022
Hey, dude. At least my kid got a tin badge, not just a little card. So, I guess he outranks you, huh?? pic.twitter.com/cMuMSoSQzH
He owns the golf course, making it pants optional is absolutely within the scope of his powers!— Schooley (@Rschooley) August 31, 2022
He owns the golf course, making it pants optional is absolutely within the scope of his powers!
to be honest, I really didn’t need a special election to remind me that Sarah Palin is a loser— born miserable (@bornmiserable) September 1, 2022
to be honest, I really didn’t need a special election to remind me that Sarah Palin is a loser
Trump is like ten minutes from going with "the Espionage act requires you to act WILLFULLY and I only acted KNOWINGLY" as his defense— WhyIsHatSoMean? (@Popehat) August 31, 2022
Trump is like ten minutes from going with "the Espionage act requires you to act WILLFULLY and I only acted KNOWINGLY" as his defense
@BorowitzReport ftw 😂 pic.twitter.com/cJ5HU2khJO— Zinnia Kallabat (@ZinniaKallabat) September 1, 2022
@BorowitzReport ftw 😂 pic.twitter.com/cJ5HU2khJO
“The toaster of patriotism browns the bread of freedom.” https://t.co/fFUkeiMGQz— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 1, 2022
“The toaster of patriotism browns the bread of freedom.” https://t.co/fFUkeiMGQz
the AA battery of justice, which has been in the remote control of freedom since we bought the TV that is This Great Land... https://t.co/oA9jaWBdhG— Erin Box 13A Ryan (@morninggloria) September 1, 2022
the AA battery of justice, which has been in the remote control of freedom since we bought the TV that is This Great Land... https://t.co/oA9jaWBdhG
Russian oligarchs should probably download the next Windows security update— connectpoliticditto. (@cpoliticditto) September 1, 2022
Russian oligarchs should probably download the next Windows security update
You’d think Trump would know that state secrets are worth less when you take them out of their original packaging https://t.co/weRFJyD8dM— Frank Lesser (@sadmonsters) September 2, 2022
You’d think Trump would know that state secrets are worth less when you take them out of their original packaging https://t.co/weRFJyD8dM
So you're confirming that you've slept through all of your former boss' speeches? https://t.co/mpWaGJd3gr— Marc (@GDoc2001) September 2, 2022
So you're confirming that you've slept through all of your former boss' speeches? https://t.co/mpWaGJd3gr
Republicans: CROOKED HILLARY LOVING MARXIST COMMUNISTS SOCIALIST LIBTARD PEDO CUCKS!Democrats: Dude, wtf?Republicans: What's the matter? Triggered you BLUE HAIRED AOC LOVING SOROS SNOWFLAKE?Democrats: Fascist!Republicans: ...ouch, hey...not cool.— 💀DeathMetalViking💀 (@DeathMetalV) September 2, 2022
Republicans: CROOKED HILLARY LOVING MARXIST COMMUNISTS SOCIALIST LIBTARD PEDO CUCKS!Democrats: Dude, wtf?Republicans: What's the matter? Triggered you BLUE HAIRED AOC LOVING SOROS SNOWFLAKE?Democrats: Fascist!Republicans: ...ouch, hey...not cool.
Lindsey wouldn’t get enough to buy a regular coffee at Starbucks. https://t.co/surGovdRWN— Stephen Robinson (@SER1897) September 2, 2022
Lindsey wouldn’t get enough to buy a regular coffee at Starbucks. https://t.co/surGovdRWN
I'm sitting at a table on a sidewalk in the middle of Chicago eating a sandwich surrounded by a million people enjoying the day and haven't seen even one murder.Republicans might have oversold the city.— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) September 2, 2022
I'm sitting at a table on a sidewalk in the middle of Chicago eating a sandwich surrounded by a million people enjoying the day and haven't seen even one murder.Republicans might have oversold the city.
Satan is a well known advocate for a healthy functioning democracy.— Schooley (@Rschooley) September 3, 2022
Satan is a well known advocate for a healthy functioning democracy.
I’ve spoken to many women who've switched their sexual orientation to lesbian after meeting Nick Adams last night. pic.twitter.com/qQvTznyJpk— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) September 3, 2022
I’ve spoken to many women who've switched their sexual orientation to lesbian after meeting Nick Adams last night. pic.twitter.com/qQvTznyJpk
It might be your instinct to praise former Trump supporters for turning on him now, but it’s important to not set such a low Barr. I’m sorry.— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) September 3, 2022
It might be your instinct to praise former Trump supporters for turning on him now, but it’s important to not set such a low Barr. I’m sorry.
Keep speaking truth to lighting design, Taibbeebs.— A.R. (Actually Republic) Moxon (@JuliusGoat) September 3, 2022
Keep speaking truth to lighting design, Taibbeebs.
I'm beginning to think there isn't gonna be an Apprentice reboot— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) August 31, 2022
I'm beginning to think there isn't gonna be an Apprentice reboot