My wife and I do wildlife rehab, and the above pose at left is one anyone who has raised squirrels or watched their feeders would recognize: this an utterly unready for real life mammal with a very small brain wondering where their next nut is coming from. Squirrels need nuts for food. Kev needs a whole batshit basket of them to get the job he is so obviously unqualified to hold.
We can only hope he buries them afterward.