Jacketless Jim thinks it’s all about him
He really wants to be Speaker
Can’t get the votes, can’t put on his coat
Can’t even win in a squeaker
This GOP class is showing its ass
Showcasing total dysfunction
A total mess that could be redressed
But that needs Republican gumption
They seem to forget we need a budget
And congressfolk who give a sh*t
But Jacketless Jim just won’t give in
Thinks he’s justified in his snit
Jacketless Jim, the spotlight’s on him
Exactly the way that he wants it
He seems not to know in the spotlight’s glow
He looks like a stupendous twit
And here’s the original as a cleanser for all this crap we’re following in DC: