Top Comments: Open Thread

Sorry, no time tonight. Rumors that I am being held prisoner by a team of libertarian ninja turkeys are totally unfounded. (There just might be turkey-related news next week, though.)

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Top mojo, courtesy of mik:

1)  He knows exactly what it means.  He’s just … by Seraph4377  +177

2)  And it was a thing of beauty.  Truth will o … by rflctammt  +173

3)  The GOP fears sunlight,because they are so corru … by FishOutofWater  +145

4)  “Too hurtful to my friend.”   Only Mike Pen … by DDD  +123

5)  And he doesn’t seem to know what “word salad” me … by claytonben  +113

6)  Not just truth, but to defy the political bull h … by sandybeachfun  +105

7)  It’s really going to help, as the GA Supreme Cou … by doingbusinessas  +97

8)  This bible issue may seem like a small battle bu … by Shockwave  +95

9)  Decided to include this animation of Biden accom … by Denise Oliver Velez  +88

10) No use offering a plea deal when you’ve got them … by Senor Unoball  +87

11) I like how RICO works like an inverse pyramid sc … by bryyce  +85

12) I totally agree with your basic point, but Mexic … by RO37  +83

13) Boy Scout motto is "Be prepared".  No surpr … by CookyMonzta  +81

13) Thank you, Mark S!!!   I’m very glad t … by lemay50  +81

15) I always had backups whenever I gave a presentat … by GrumpyOldGeek  +79

16) Well, that guy who got shot in the face by Chene … by MHester  +78

17) KENNEDY is such a disrespectful POS. KENNEDY rem … by scoffling  +76

18) I want to note that as a Christian, I would supp … by cminus  +75

19) No disrespect, Doc… … by Elwood Dowd  +73

20) I doubt Hunter really wants to testify, but is w … by RenderBot  +71

21) Maybe it’s just me, but when I hear these “exper … by Rando Calrissian  +69

22) Bullseye and absolutely well said.  Yes we … by Alien G  +65

23) Trump wouldn’t be able to pardon the Georgia def … by Germanlib  +64

24) Let’s be clear about something: Kennedy is sayin … by Seraph4377  +62

25) DeNiro is a shining example of someone who will … by solar10  +61

26) I read that Rosalynn specifically asked for … by Pickwick Slides  +60

26) Great idea.  Here’s a tweet with some … by Denise Oliver Velez  +60

26) Thanks Kev and good morning… happy buyers-remors … by learn  +60

26) Good morning, Kev, and thank you. … by Onomastic  +60

26) Hunter should honor the “lawful” subpoena as soo … by mspicata  +60

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