From Rolling Stone:
SPEAKER OF THE House Mike Johnson admitted that he and his son monitored each other’s porn intake in a resurfaced clip from 2022.
During a conversation on the “War on Technology” at Benton, Louisiana’s Cypress Baptist Church — unearthed by X user Receipt Maven last week — the Louisiana representative talked about how he installed “accountability software” called Covenant Eyes on his devices in order to abstain from internet porn and other unsavory websites.
“It scans all the activity on your phone, or your devices, your laptop, what have you; we do all of it,” Johnson told the panel about the app.
“It sends a report to your accountability partner. My accountability partner right now is Jack, my son. He’s 17. So he and I get a report about all the things that are on our phones, all of our devices, once a week. If anything objectionable comes up, your accountability partner gets an immediate notice. I’m proud to tell ya, my son has got a clean slate.”
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Well ain’t that a wholesome arrangement between a good Christian father and son. One wonders if Jack could reciprocally report a clean slate for his father.
Pretty sure this isn’t in the Bible. Nowhere does Jacob monitor his father, Isaac’s porn consumption. The Johnson arrangement is even ickier than South Park’s satirical take, in which kids at a “Conversion” camp are required to have “accountabilibuddies”, ensuring they don’t indulge in gay thoughts or fantasies:
At least in The South Park version, Butters and Bradly are merely fellow campers, not father and son.
Mike Johnson is a certified creeper.
Update: In the initial draft of this post, I thought Johnson’s arrangement was with his fake, Black son, Michael, not Jack, one of his biological children. I was mistaken, but now I’m not sure which is creepier. (h/t FiredUpinCA)