This Makes Me Long for the Days of the Tasteful and Elegant Designs That Were Geocities Sites

This is the least awful Part

OK, I came across a link for an article on The Verge titled, "The Year Twitter Died."

I did not read that article.I was PHYSICALLY UNABLE to read the article.

The graphic design was so horrible that I could not read it.

I got a paragraph in, and my head started to hurt.  

The beginning is literally the least obnoxious part of the article, which is the image above and the video below.

I'm just glad that I do not have a seizure disorder.

Whoever designed this web page needs to reevaluate their life choices.

I know that I am probably going to date myself with the Geocities reference, but it’s not like anyone else would date me.

Below is the video of the initial landing page.  Click play if you dare: (As you scroll down it gets worse)