A gentle reminder of how we do things: 🐱🐶🐦
- Do not troll the diary. If you hate pootie diaries, leave now. No harm, no foul.
- Please do share pics of your fur kids! If you have health/behavior issues with your pets, feel free to bring it to the community.
- Pooties are cats; Woozles are dogs. Birds... are birds! Peeps are people.
- Whatever happens in the outer blog STAYS in the outer blog. If you’re having “issues” with another Kossack, keep it “out there.” This is a place to relax and play; please treat it accordingly.
- There are some pics we never post: snakes, creepy crawlies, any and all photos that depict or encourage human cruelty toward animals. These are considered “out of bounds” and will not be tolerated. If we alert you to it, please remember that we do have phobic peeps who react strongly to them. If you keep posting banned pics...well then...the Tigress will have to take matters in hand. Or, paw.
Uh — ten --HUT!
Iz me, Kummandur Pixie.
Yezturdai wuz Nashunal Mutt Dai,
and sum ub mai frendz r sad dat dere speshal
dai wuz nawt selluhbraytud here.
So tudai we r selluhbrsytun muttz.
Az yu all no, Muttz r goggiez.
Alzo nown az woozelz.
Whyl it may seem strayng tu gib
goggiez dere bery own dai,
dey hab dere uzez.
Ai will neber uhmit Ai sayd diz,
but sum ub dem r kynda kewt.
Eben wen dey nawt tu brite.
So da kittehz, eben do dey
r a suhpeeryor speezez,
r joynin in tu selluhbrayt
Nashunal Mutt Dai.
(Wun dai layt.)
And remembur: imuhtashun iz
da sinseeruzt kynd ub flatturee.
So tudai we selluhbrayt Muttz.
But do nawt worri,
ebery ting will be bak tu normul nezt week.
At eez.