I decided, after hearing TFG’s latest tantrum, to compile a list of billionaires throughout history, who have also been victims of…stuff. See, I figured a billionaire really can’t be victimized, as their moolah protects them — just like big corporations are protected by their loads of cash (remember that time Apple had more money than the Federal government?). But as the list demonstrates, I was clearly not wrong.
Turns out, the list was quite not difficult at all to compile. I searched through all of recorded history to make this list, so hang on, folks, here it is:
Complete List of Billionaires Who Are Also Victims:
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