Have you noticed the ever-shifting list of Wrong-Wing screamfests? Have you noticed those in the media taking these messages of fear, rage, and hate seriously? Well, we don’t have to. We can point and laugh, and especially we can do more of it. They hate that. They fear that. They rage about that. Good. That means we’re winning.
In Florida, it is especially easy. Say Gay. Get Woke. Read a banned book. Enjoy the hilarity of Robin Williams and Nathan Lane in The Bird Cage. But most of all, vote for everything good for everybody, even those who hate that most.
- Abortion: No, don’t go out and get one just to own the Wrong-Wingers. But don’t shop at Walgreen’s. There is plenty more we can do to protect women and girls, which is also to the benefit of the men and boys who love them. Some women claim that men standing up for women’s rights is the sexiest thing they know of.
- CRT: Read and teach real history.
- Banned books: Read more, and spread them around.
- Diversity: You live in the real world, don’t you? Notice it in the media, business, politics…
- Make LGBTQ friends. Oh, you did? Make more. Vote for some.
- Woke M&Ms, Woke Disney, Woke banks, the Woke DoD, Woke ESG investments: Get Woker. Share the love.
- Inflation: Buy or lease an EV, and laugh at gas prices as you drive by the stations.
- Open borders: Eat more tacos, fajitas, guacamole…Remember, China invented paper money, and India invented 0.
- Antivaxxerism: Have you gotten all of your shots? Not just covid? How about the rest of your family.
- Election denial: Vote early, and as as often as allowed. GOTV, too.
- Gas stoves: Ask your power company to audit your home, and look into heat pumps, induction cooktops, and so on. Biden has proposed that Congress repeal fossil fuel subsidies, so again, go vote and GOTV.
- Taxes and “spending”: Actually, investments in all of us, with a greater return than any legitimate business. Please, Sir, may I have another?
- Ukraine: What else can we send them, now that they are getting MiG fighter jets from Poland and Slovakia, and their soldiers have completed the training on the Patriot missile defense systems? Oh, and consider leaving Ben & Jerry’s ice cream alone, now that Ben has come out as a tankie, a fake peacenik.
- Drag: Enjoy.
Take note, also, of what they aren’t screaming about any more, because they wore it out and the rest of us moved on, or because there was nothing there in the first place.
- LED lights
- Mr. Potato Head
- Lego bricks
- Baby formula
- Christmas
- The crystal flute
- Video games
- Big Bird for President!
- Litter boxes in schools
- “Gay marriage”—They only have trans people left to oppress.
- I dunno, I forget