Here’s a chance to write your own headline to the story of Tucker Carlson’s departure from Fox. I welcome anything from soberly honest (“Fox severs ties with Carlson for doing its bidding,”) to the gleefully vulgar (“Sneering, entitled little shithead held accountable for first time.”) I also encourage puns (not smart enough to make one just yet) and rhymes—although it’s probably impossible to find anything that rhymes with “Tucker.”