After spending most of Monday night attempting an I know you are but what am I defense, Donald Trump has been indicted on 34 counts of falsifying business records in the first degree in order to influence the 2016 election.
The glad news is that Donald Trump has finally been charged with crimes, after skirting charges for decades. The responses to this announcement have been dominated by elation, with the occasional conservative trying to fundraise off the concept that we should allow people like Trump to live above the law. Cowed by their own greed, conservatives across the country realize Trump is still the frontrunner of the party—even if he can’t win the popular vote ever.
But that is for another day! As terms like #Arrestmas trended on Twitter, the online world (mostly) rejoiced in the first steps of justice being taken. There was also some celebratory gloating as conservatives cried MAGA-tears.
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First up: A picture tells 1,000 words.
In motion there’s a lot to enjoy. Watch how no one holds the door open for the disgraced former president of the United States.
Let’s remember Trump and weak sauce aid to Puerto Rico.
How many counts, again?
Even when he’s sucking up to a man who disrespected his wife, this guy can’t get things right.
I’ll leave this here, picture and 1,000 words and all of that.
How many counts, again?
Arrested Development fans out there?
We can all agree that Van Jones is a very strange man, right?
Let’s do a tally here.
So is little Marco.
A throwback SNL meme?
It is 34 counts, right?
Remember this?
And finally.
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Our planned Ukraine episode will have to wait, as Donald Trump is being arraigned in New York City for his role in falsifying records to hide hush money paid to Stormy Daniels. This is the first of a potential slew of indictments coming Trump’s way, and we are here for a celebration of karmic justice—and to talk about what happens to the Republican Party after this.
