A gentle reminder of how we do things: 🐱🐶🐦
- Do not troll the diary. If you hate pootie diaries, leave now. No harm, no foul.
- Please do share pics of your fur kids! If you have health/behavior issues with your pets, feel free to bring it to the community.
- Pooties are cats; Woozles are dogs. Birds... are birds! Peeps are people.
- Whatever happens in the outer blog STAYS in the outer blog. If you’re having “issues” with another Kossack, keep it “out there.” This is a place to relax and play; please treat it accordingly.
- There are some pics we never post: snakes, creepy crawlies, any and all photos that depict or encourage human cruelty toward animals. These are considered “out of bounds” and will not be tolerated. If we alert you to it, please remember that we do have phobic peeps who react strongly to them. If you keep posting banned pics...well then...the Tigress will have to take matters in hand. Or, paw.
Uh — ten — hut!
Iz me, Kummandur Pixie.
Da Sekrit Armee iz bery bizy deze daiz,
tryin tu deel wif da mani problumz
kawzed by hoominz.
We need sum dedikatud kittehz and
goggiez and uddurz tu joyn uz.
Do yu tink yu hab wat it taykz tu
be part ub da Sekrit Armee?
We r lookin fur rekrootz
wif sum portant kwalifikashunz.
Rekrootz shud be intellijunt.
Dey shud be kayrfull an tautfull.
Dey shud be awnuzt an rezponzibull.
Dey shud be strawng and fit.
Dey shud kayr bout intehgritee nawt munee.
An dey shud be gud teem playurz.
An, ub korse, dey shud be rezoarzfull.
So if yu tink yu hab deze kwalifikashuns,
and yu wud lyk tu halp repayr da problumz dat
hoominz r kawzin in da wurld,
pleez put yur pikshur in da kawmentz and
tell da Sekrit Armee a liddel bout yur sellf.
We need yu!
At eez.