Don's lonely night

Secretly recorded conversation from last night:

MELANIA: Donult, I am leafink you. For goot this time.

DON: In my time of need?

MELANIA: You alvays neet. I go live with Vlad on Black Sea. Beeyuteeful dacha.

DON: I always knew you had a thing for Vlad. I rescued you from that godforsaken shithole country you lived in, and now you want to return to that crap with Vlad.

MELANIA: He iz real man. Seex-pack absz, not fyat belly like you. Besides, you vill have no munnee no more. Vlad, he haf beelyuns. Goodbye, Donult.

DON: I knew you'd turn on me. You're just like Pence. You're weak.

MELANIA: You are olt, fat and broke. Bye-bye.

[Door slams]

DON: I'll always have Ivanka.

[Furiously punching numbers on mobile phone]

IVANKA: [Through phone speaker] Daddy, I told you... Jared and I are starting a new life.

DON: Ivanka, I need----

IVANKA: Don't call me again!

[Click of phone hang-up]

DON: Ivanka? Melania? Anyone?

[Mobile phone ring showing Kimberly Guilfoyle calling]

DON: Oh, god, no...