Donald Trump stars in 'White Heat' remake

Donald Trump prior to barricading himself into an upper floor at Mar-a-Lago.

Several months from now at Mar-a-Lago…

TRUMP: (Yelling from upper window) Come and get me, coppers!

FBI GUY: (Through bullhorn) We've got you surrounded, Trump! Put down the gun and come out with your hands up!

[Shot rings out]

TRUMP: You can't touch me! I'm still president!

[More shots ring out]

FBI GUY: Trump, this is your last chance! Put the gun down! Come out with your hands up!

[More shots reverberate]

TRUMP: See? I did buy a gun in South Carolina! I could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue, and my MAGA followers would still love me! They love me!

[Multiple shots echo]

FBI GUY: I'm giving the bullhorn to Melania!

MELANIA: (Through bullhorn) Donult, put down da gun. Eet is oafer. I em leafink you. I go lif with Vlad at Black Sea dacha. You are olt, broke and fat. Vlad, he haf seex-pack abz and no man boobz. And he haf beelyuns. You haf nuthink now. Geev up.

TRUMP: I'm on top of the world! Look at me, ma! Fred was wrong about me! I'm not a loser! I'm on top of the world!

[Shots ring out in quick succession. MELANIA turns bullhorn back to FBI GUY.]

MELANIA: (To FBI GUY) Heez all yoorz. I haf flight to catch to Moscow. Bye-bye.

TRUMP: You can't hurt me! I'm president for life!

[Shots echo]

[Fade to black]