Although I have for years been a faithful Daily Kos reader, I have never felt I had anything to say not already said here a hundred times and said a hundred times better than I ever could. But, after waiting for someone, somewhere to ask the obvious question, I have to ask: If Joe Biden is taking a beating over his supposed infirmities, why not take it to Mango Mussolini by challenging him to a very short bike race?
I don't know about you, but when I see someone so casually and easily gliding along on their bike, as Biden routinely is spotted doing, the last thing that comes to mind is "infirm" or "feeble". Another furthest-away thought, would be the extreme mental gymnastics it would take to seriously picture the porcine, orange man-child being able to mount a two-wheeler made for adults, let alone pedal it more than five feet before losing balance and becoming Biden road-kill.
Now I concede, there is a certain amount of risk to Biden should such an event ever come about. Bikes are inherently unstable and there would be a non-zero probability that Biden might take a tumble, which would indeed be a calamitous PR backfire. IOW, a Biden-Trump bike race would carry a certain risk to Biden too.
Risk, for actuarial purposes, is, at is most basic, defined as Risk = (Probability of event) × (Cost of Event). Looking at it this way, and considering the level of risk to this country we face of a second DJT term as POTUS, I'd put forth that we are at a point where the risk of Biden being taken down by the ridiculous RWMB propaganda about his age outweigh the risks inherent in Biden riding his bike in, say, a 25-foot bike race. After all, bike riding is an activity entirely routine for Biden but totally foreign to Blobby Orange, who you can be quite sure has never, ever come close to riding any bike in his entire, pampered and chauffered life
In all likelihood, Trump would chicken out of even participating in a race over a course of just 25 feet, and by that very refusal, hand Biden a really solid talking point until November. So much for the rough-tough-creampuff, who can't even do what practically everyone else learns to do by the time they're five years old, and which tons of other seniors continue to do, as demonstrated by Biden himself. It is glaringly apparent that Trump would be no better at balancing on a bike than he is at remembering which wife his sex-assault victims remind him of.
It's time to take some risks. Issue that challenge Joe!
Mahalo for reading.
[Edited, to clean up some hideous typos. It was composed on my fidget-fone]