Who will be the first to swing a chair?
Mark your calendars for May 21, 2024. The day “Judge” Maury Povich Scott McAfee stands for his first election to the Fulton County bench. He was imposed upon the good people of Fulton County by Georgia Republican Governor Brian Kemp, who appointed him. The same Brian Kemp who failed to recuse himself as Secretary of State (the guy who counts the votes) when “defeating” Stacey Abrams by 54,723 votes after cleansing the Peach State’s voter rolls of around 309,000 Not White sounding names. And somehow, with a room full of elected Fulton County Judges….THIS Federalist Society Member finds himself presiding over the most important case in the history of the State of Georgia. Wow. The coincidences!
“Judge” Springer McAfee has proven himself this past week as a Grade A Ultra Maroon to appropriately quote a cross dressing cartoon wabbit. Or a Good Soldier in the MAGA Army. I’m not conspiracy minded, which is really easy these days when Russian Agents openly sit in our US Congress and attempt to use Russian disinformation to impeach the President while the New York “Biden Old” Times trumpets the advancing age of our President as if it was not only “news” but that it should determine the outcome of a presidential election between one of the objectively most accomplished presidents of the modern age and a crazy demented former reality show fraud who owes his rape victim $88 million and the State of New York $464 million (and counting) for fraud and faces 91 felony counts in 4 different jurisdictions.
Including the Great State of Georgia, where one supposes defendants are routinely allowed to place their prosecutors on the stand and put them on trial spilling their most intimate secrets a la The Jerry Springer Show of old...as long as it gets good television ratings? I suppose when you’re facing 5 mandatory minimum in those stripey holes you designed for Not White People, you’ll say ANYTHING to disqualify the extremely sharp black people prosecuting you. That doesn’t mean the judge has any obligation whatsoever to listen to you. And probably should weigh the implications of the credibility of the claimants when deciding how to proceed….unless perhaps maybe one had an ulterior and sinister motive to believe them. (ALLEGEDLY!)
Let’s Face it. Reality is for sure weirder than ANYTHING any of us can come up with.
Our world is more absurd currently than any conspiracy my imagination could possibly wrap itself around. We’re down a twisted psychedelic possum hole with this detour into a case where the then sitting President and his lieutenants thought the fix was so in for Georgia that they could just call up current GA Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger on OUR White House phone sitting on OUR Resolute Desk and order up “just 11,780 votes” the same as the Orange Hamberdler orders up 2 Big Mac Value Meals with 4 Diet Cokes XL at the drive through. After all, the sitting governor of the state just shuffled 309,000 out of the way to get elected (which merely serves to make one wonder how bad this guy actually expected to lose that election!). But now he’s a witness for the prosecution so...what, “Liddle Brian Kemp. Horrible Person. Just horrible.” But hey. He’s still a Republican….
Anyway, Judge Geraldo McAfee has proven to be quite the voyeur when it concerns the DA Willis and Mr. Wade. I mean, they do make an attractive couple, even if Mr. Wade is a bit of a misogynist porcupine. If I was Judge White Montel McAfee, I think I’d rather people believe I was a perv rather than the rookie MAGA Adjacent (???) fool who presided over the three hearings we just witnessed.
I mean, why do I even know who Terrence Bradley is? Or Nathan Wade? And why do I know know so much about their personal lives? I mean this trial boasts a Who’s Who of Georgia electoral tomfoolery as both Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger AND sitting Governor Brian Kemp will be KEY WITNESSES in this trial. That is, IF we can ever get Judge Oz McAfee to put down the folding chairs and get back to hearing the crimes for which the Orange Emperor and his merry band of felons need to be convicted. Preferably before he gets destroyed by Joe Biden in November. While it’s still fun to watch. And important. While everyone is still watching! On TV!
But this is unlike anything any of us has seen in any courthouse anywhere. OK. This kind of thing may be ordinary in Georgia. But Seriously. Way out in the nether reaches of WTF City. I mean, was this rube/MAGA (both or either….not sure) “judge” REALLY seriously taking up real court time for an OBVIOUS fishing expedition motion with ZERO evidence in which 14 powerful known dirty trickster defendants argue that freaking ELECTED DISTRICT ATTORNEY he works with every day Fani Willis hired former judge and well heeled litigator Nathan Wade to take a serious pay cut (dude makes WAY more than $250/hour in his practice) while endangering his life prosecuting a criminal ex-president mob boss and 14 of his goons...so he would take her on a Carnival Cruise and maybe some sexy time? REALLY? Someone with an actual law degree thought that was possibly a thing that happened in real life? At all? REALLY? Bueller? Who here thinks Fani should feel insulted he even believed she was that DESPERATE? Just wow!
All of these coincidences that just happen to
- help the defendants
- taint the jury pool
- intimidate all the witnesses
- undermine the legal system
Check, check, check, and check. It’s the Federalist Society Trifecta Plus One! Well done sir! Good thing we got to the bottom of THAT! I hear Mr. Wade wet the bed until he was 12! We should schedule that for briefing in April! Anything to keep us from hearing about the criminal ex-president mob boss and his 14 goons who thought it just took a phone call to “find 11,780 votes” in a Georgia presidential election.
I will repeat for the folks in the cheap seats, in case you didn’t hear at the beginning. Especially those who vote in Fulton County Georgia.
Judge Jerry Springer Scott McAfee stands for election May 21, 2024. Three months from now.
He was never elected before. Governor Kemp—who will be a witness in this case if it ever gets out of the gutter—appointed him and he somehow “magically” found himself hearing this case. Go figure. A whole room full of judges duly elected by the good people of Fulton County and Judge Maury Povich somehow gets the gig. Just a coincidence I’m sure after seeing him operate. It’s not easy to taint a jury pool AND intimidate witnesses (ALLEGEDLY!). That takes some TALENT.
So could y’all Fulton County voters do us all a solid and Find Enough Votes to REMOVE this stain from our justice system before he does some real damage? He’s CLEARLY not qualified. Who’s he working for? I can’t tell you because I guarantee the truth is so much more bizarre than anything I could concoct. But he’s CLEARLY not working for the good people of Fulton County. Good thing y’all can vote him out if you like.