I mean, I’d write a whole thing about the media, their laziness and money bias, how they’re in no small part responsible for Donald Trump, but you know. You already know. You knew before I even saw this.
In the paper that comes around where I live, the front page had a headline the other day, something like, “A Battle of Vulnerabilities,” with pictures of Trump and President Biden right next to each other, all equal and even-Stevphen (Daily Show, y’all). Sure. Like, one of them is slightly older, and the other has been impeached twice, defined as a rapist in a court of law, and is up on 91 felony counts.
“But, y’know, it’s a total horse race, amirite? I am right, because I make the news, and I say it’s a horse race.”
Anyway. I won’t belabor the point. I realize it’s Sunday, but looking at the above image, it’s Tuesday.
You know?