I don’t know when or if outside a marriage, pillow talk is considered privileged and confidential. But Lindell and his top lawyer (pictured above) finally figured out they cannot bring his new “facts, pomp and circumstances” before the Supreme Robes in Washington.
Lindell promised to do a Show and Tell for the US Supreme Court, guaranteeing they would be so shocked and awed, much like Sadam’s Iraqi military during Boy George’s presiduncy, that they would immediately change their positions and name Duh FurHair the one and only president. He promised new data, video, and stick drives so full of data and proofs, that our heads would collectively spin. He also promised the rest of us, we the little peepholes, would see the data in all its gory, on the USSC Docket.
According to Raw Story, Lindell just appeared on Steve Bannon’s podcast, begging for money:
"It's an emergency injunction to expedite this case," Lindell explained to conservative podcast host Steve Bannon. "What's gonna come out now will be all the declarations and all the evidence to back up the case. So this is the second part of it. This was very much planned by our lawyers."
"Because the media right now is out there," he continued. "It hasn't really reached the masses of the media, but the ones that are out there are trying to discredit [it]. 'Well, there's nothing behind this.' It's coming, all the declarations."
Translation: we is gonna file all my data directly on the Supreme Court’s docket and then we is gonna show them! Trump and Carrying Lake will be installed in their offices by a resulting court order and a wide receiver to be named later, right after the NFL draft.
The U.S. Constitution, the document, not the sailing ship, while much abused by many of Trump’s Article III appointees, still operates. One of the pertinent clauses raises the issue of original jurisdiction. For a court to be able to act, enforce orders, demand attendance of parties and individuals, decide matters in controversy, a court needs to have the authority to act. That is the most basic definition of “jurisdiction.”
in 99.9999999% of all cases, the Supreme Robes do not have jurisdiction, except on appeal from lower, mainly federal, courts. Original jurisdiction, where the parties appear before the Supreme Robes as the first court, is defined in the body of the Constitution itself.
The Supreme Court shall have original jurisdiction "in all cases affecting ambassadors, other public ministers and consuls, and those in which a state shall be party." The original jurisdiction of the court is set forth in 28 U.S.C. § 1251. This statute provides that lower federal courts may also hear cases where the Supreme Court has original jurisdiction, with the exception of disputes between two or more states. When a case is between two or more states, the Supreme Court holds both original and exclusive jurisdiction, and no lower federal or state court may hear such cases.
Eh, Mr. Lindell, not only will the Supreme Robes deny your efforts to put your “evidence” on their docket, they are precluded from doing so by that pesky Constitution thingie. I am sure one of your lawyers can find a copy and read it out loud to you. Then again, if Alien Hubba Hubba is an example of the legal skills you cherish and admire, hmmmm.
Steve Bannon, where morons go to beg for money and complaint about Deep Throat . . . State. No matter how evil, banal, ugly and unwashed Bannon is, he does maintain a higher level of understanding issues and facts, compared to the many braying GQPee-rs who prostate themselves before Trump on Bannon’s gutter based show. Eh? What? Oh. Prostrate.
Even Bannon told Lindell to his face that his case is a real long shot. (Translation, only a village idiot would believe he had a chance. Village? Meet Mike. Mike, meet Village)
One fact is true. If Trump somehow manages to win at the ballot box in November, I suspect he will be the only president ever to be sworn at, not sworn in. Actually, I want to see him get mirandized, in both real and reel time, even if it is only a delay of game penalty.