Update on how well Trump is holding up as everybody and they mama begin to realize the man isn’t quite as rich as he claims to be:
““KEEP YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF TRUMP TOWER!” he wailed in an emergency memo text to is supporters.
Okay, that’s—sane.
Where are his handlers? Somebody hand Donnie his Adderall milkshake and some upper kit-kats, stat! O’ Where art thou Dr. Candy man when we need you?
Won’t somebody think of the 40-year-old children?
This. Is. Almost. Sad.
Is anyone else enjoying this as much as I am? Am I going to imaginary hell over the absolute schadenfreude I am feeling right now?
New York Attorney General Letitia James is already making preparations to seize former President Donald Trump's properties in New York's Westchester County as the Monday deadline for him to post bond in the civil fraud judgment draws near.
"James has said she’s prepared to start seizing Trump assets if he misses a March 25 deadline to post a bond for 120% of the judgment to put it on hold while he appeals," noted the report. "She hasn’t started that process, and the registration in Westchester County doesn’t automatically mean she will attempt to seize the properties.
"It’s nevertheless a clear sign they’re at risk."
Oh Goody, Goody, Goody, Goody, Goody Gumdrops!
Meanwhile, as per Bocha Blue of Palmer Report, Donald is posting delusional headscratchers like this:
“Insane radical Democrat AG Letitia James wants to SEIZE my properties in New York.”
“THIS INCLUDES THE ICONIC TRUMP TOWER.”
Poor little puppy (sarcasm.) Donald Trump is in an extremely foul mood.
“Democrats think this will intimidate me.”
(These are the words of a sane and well man, don’t you agree?)
“They think that if they take my cash to stifle my campaign, that I’ll give up. Here’s one thing they don’t know:
WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER!”
Oh, for crying out loud, shut up, you crazy old Traitor.
Yes, it appears Donald Trump is in much anguish at the thought of the lost property. At this point, we’d not be surprised if Trump started hawking empty, broken ketchup bottles to make a buck.
You tell it, Bocha!
The reason for all the Trumpy tantrums and drama is simple. The man is broke as a joke. Soon The World will see the emperor has no clothes (apologies—hands black out glasses to The World.)
Trump tried, with no avail according to a recent court filing, to obtain a bond from 30 sources.
Lititia James wasn’t picking up what Drumpf was laying down. Dennis Fan, lawyer for New York Attorney General Letitia James—senior assistant solicitor general for the state had this to say:
"Defendants' argument that obtaining a full bond is purportedly impossible is based on the false premise that they must obtain a single bond from a single surety for the entire judgment amount of $464 million," Fan wrote. "But appealing parties may bond large judgments by dividing the bond amount among multiple sureties, thereby limiting any individual surety's risk to a smaller sum, such as $100 or $200 million apiece."
Fan questioned why prospective backers have refused to accept Trump real estate assets as collateral, and suggested it's because the properties have been fraudulently valued.
"As far as the Court can infer, sureties may have refused to accept defendants' specific holdings as collateral because using Mr. Trump's real estate will generally need 'a property appraisal' and his holdings are not nearly as valuable as defendants claim," Fan wrote.—CBS NEWS
In other words, boy we ain’t stupid—we know why you can’t secure those bonds. Too bad, so sad, pay up Loser!
You hate to see. Oh, wait. No, you don’t.