Dear MAGA Voters,
As Rod Serling used to intone at the beginning of each Twilight Zone episode, "Let me take you to another place and time.....".
You are at home, enjoying a peaceful evening of online shopping at the Trump store. Your cart contains a fabulous set to MAGA hightops, and you are just about to drop the new Trump bible in, when your daughter,freshly returned from bible college, bursts in with wonderful news. She's going to be married.
What a surprise! But you know nothing of the fine fellow she's chosen. You've never met him. This is so sudden. You ask her for information about his background.
" Well, he's very rich. Worth billions. Most of it is tied up in real estate. He has been married before, three times , in fact. There was some little glitch with the last wife, claiming he cheated on her while she was pregnant, but he assured me it was a lie. He has been bankrupt 6 times, but those were business bankruptcies, so they don't count. Never a personal bankruptcy. There are a lot of people out to get him. In fact, jealous people have picked on him his entire life."
"Uh huh" you answer, uneasily. Not sounding so good.
She continues. "He has hundreds of companies and once ran one of the largest in the world. He hired all the very finest people, he assures me. But when many of them left, they turned on him and he came to realize they weren't the finest people after all, but incompetent, no talent, worthless employees that he has loudly warned others about. We want to be married in November, as soon as some of his court cases are over"
" Court cases", you ask. " What court cases".
"Well, he's been accused if tax fraud and paying hush money to some woman, and several other things, but he says it's just more of people lying about him and ganging up on him and that he never did any of these things. He's a great guy, Mom and Dad, and he hates all the same things you do".
" Uh, let's think this over a little. He's sure got a lot of baggage. Surely there has got to be someone better and more stable than this guy for you. This is a big, life-changing decision. Surely you can find someone better."
So, my MAGA friends, you wouldn't marry your daughter off to some guy with this type of resume' But you don't mind handing our country back to him.