You'll have to forgive me, this is my first diary here in years; I'm coming off a multi-year Sabbatical caused in main by my inability to keep my private life contained. Drugs, alcohol, orgies, well regrettable. Ahem.
But I'm here again. I still write and speak the same crystalline Oxford/Yale English I've always spoken.
Neutral observers tell me I'm still quite as fetching as always. Fine, take it up with my OnlyFans once I get around to setting it up.
Here's the deal though: fuck whatever mess I went through in the last few years. DK is where my friends are. Here, on this site, is where my heart lives.
Enough about me though; I'm of some interest, or so I'm told, but what really matters is this: keeping America, our country, our home, a free and independent nation under the bright wheeling dome of stars, shining in the light of dawn.
If that's what you're working on, please get in touch. I'll spend the months until the election doing nothing but working on defeating fascism.
Our fathers, our mothers, our grandfathers and grandmothers did exactly this. Crushing the heirs of Hitler is our job, our duty, our destiny.
Take a look at my diary history. I've been absent here for a few years - you go through a bad divorce, honey - but I think my reputation for both brutal efficiency and extravagant parties has survived.
Let's get this done. I can see Pig Hitler's mauled corpse, metaphorically speaking of course, bleeding on the filthy casement. I can see a new generation rise up and seize its birthright, freedom, equality, justice, in the bright sunrise of a new day.
We can make this happen. May God bless you, and may He bless the United States.