This will be a tough slog to November as the SNL crew comes through again. Your kitchen could be a “Trump Kitchen”.
“Kitchens are where families have the hard conversations like the one we’ll have now about how mommy freaked out the entire country.”
Someone at Saturday Night Live (Colin Jost) called in a favor for this week’s cold open, getting Scarlett Johansson to take on the role of Senator Katie Britt delivering her haunting State of the Union response. After Mikey Day’s Joe Biden “pounded a Celsius” and recreated the President’s reaction to seeing Marjorie Taylor Greene’s MAGA getup, the sketch tossed to Britt’s infamous kitchen. “Tonight I’ll be auditioning for the part of scary mom,” she began her speech, before introducing herself as “a wife, a mother, and the craziest bitch in the Target parking lot.” Johansson’s Britt explains that she’s in the kitchen to appeal to women voters, since “women love kitchen.” After performatively insisting that she’s not performing, she recreated Britt’s bizarre mannerisms with a warning of: “Now I’m gonna get weirdly seductive for no apparent reason.”
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In a statement, Britt noted that the Second Amendment serves as a “check” against government tyranny and asserted that the Biden administration had placed the American citizenry “in their crosshairs.”
“I’m excited to have earned the highest possible rating from the NRA-PVF. The Second Amendment is a critical check against the timeless tyranny of government,” said Britt. “Our Founders wisely knew that the Second Amendment will always be necessary to protect our God-given, inalienable right to defend ourselves, our families, our freedom, our homes, and our communities.” yellowhammernews.com/...
Katie Britt's SOTU-response sex-trafficking tale wasn't just "not fully accurate," it was fundamentally dishonest; she falsely presented it as a consequence of Biden's policies. it actually concerned events 20 years ago that had nothing to do with Biden
Trump: Suburban housewives don’t want illegal immigrants knocking on their door and saying ‘I’m going to use your kitchen’
Also, E. Jean Carroll may get another payday.
