Well, the cat is out of the bag, fellow liberal warriors. We attack at dawn. First we go for the weaklings -- the Kardashian just-for-fun marriages. We then work our way to the committed folks and then to the grand prize: destroying 50+ year old marriages.
The plans are in place. Our commander has given us the order. Go go go!
By the way, this is their real headline. WTF.
1:13 PM PT: Why is this poorly written thing on the rec list? Go rec something else, dagnabit! Get off my lawn!
1:26 PM PT: I'm hearing reports that Fox has edited their headline, but I can't get Fox Nation to load for me. I can only assume they drew a mustache and devil horns on his picture and changed "Obama" to "Osama."