With his new and amazing power to turn back time and pull numbers out of arse, Scott Walker has a few more corrections for his legacy. After a thorough review of his college transcripts, it turns out he actually graduated summa cum laude! After a review of the 2010 election results Walker's proud to announce that he actually won the election with 150% of the vote! After reviewing his record as Milwaukee County Executive it turns out he actually left office with a 44.5 million dollar budget surplus! After double checking his tape measure and bathroom scale it turns out Scott Walker is actually 6 foot 4 inches and 198 pounds!
Kudos Mr. Walker, you're now the Walter Mitty of gubernatorial politics!
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