It really just shouldn't (it's the only resolution I could ever make)
If you know Adult Swim, the gleefully raunchy nighttime programming block, you might assume that the “Robot Chicken” special would win easily. And there is much that’s unsettling in this 11-minute show, including a Baby New Year Resolution Enforcer, who has shockingly little tolerance for unkept promises.
5:40 PM PT: Note: 2012, 2013, and 2014 have sucked big time