Just for a moment, let’s go with the premise that climate change is a hoax. Here is what the perpetrators of the hoax must have been doing:
- They’ve been setting lots of enormous wildfires all over the world.
- They’ve been traveling to the arctic and melting the ice caps.
- They’ve been manipulating the weather to create increasingly intense heat waves in parts of the world where such heat waves were previously unknown.
- However, if that’s too far-fetched, maybe the hoax perpetrators have been manipulating news media reports to fabricate stories about increasingly intense heat waves.
- Also, they’ve been using the media to push fake stories about destructive hurricanes and devastating floods.
(If you tell me that you’ve witnessed one of these disasters firsthand, I can simply accuse you of being part of the hoax. If you have pictures, I can say that they’ve been “Photoshopped”.)
Fortunately, the smart people see right through the climate change hoax! Climate change can’t possibly be real because sometimes it still gets cold outside! All those scientists are idiots for believing in it.