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Why did Pretty Palin Quit the Alaskan Governorship?
She's pregnant again and her newly named fetus, Twitter, needs gestational juices unadulterated by worldly concerns.
She can't get her own Fux News show while holding public office.
Her lucrative book contract includes a mandatory tour so there will be no time for Alaska.
She has taken a permanent exit from politics. Period
She wages a â€oefight for all our childrenâ€<sup>TM</sup>s future from outside the governorâ€<sup>TM</sup>s office.â€
She will "not seek re-election ... This is in Alaskaâ€<sup>TM</sup>s best interest."
She has launched a preemptive strike in anticipation of pending corruption charges ( Palin awards Spenard Building Supplies the Wasilla hockey arena contract and they pitched in on her home.)
She can't resist the "Four yeses and one â€<sup>~</sup>Hell, yeah!â€<sup>TM</sup> " family mandate.
She stepped down so that her administration can â€oecontinue without interruption.â€
She needs the time to start raising money for her 2012 presidential push.