“President Putin, on behalf of the people of the United States I offer an apology for the casualties your forces sustained from the bombing I ordered. Although you assured me strongly that Russia was not involved in acts of violence against our forces, I believe our intelligence services. But as an act of contrition and to extend an olive branch, I will be promoting all involved in the planning and execution of the attack.
Further to promote better understanding and comity in a way that you will understand, all of your property, businesses, and bank accounts have been frozen. Thank you for your understanding Mr. President.”
I know, I know “too war mongerish” . But that jack hole in Russia needs to know that things Will be different and he made a bad choice.