CPAC Weekend: Like Being Raped By Evil, But With Talking Dolphin

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Monday March 05, 2007 · 8:22 PM PST

2007/03/05 · 20:22

Lovingly Crossposted From ChugBleach.com

Festivities closed on the CPAC (the Conservative Political Action Conference) yearly meeting, a convention where all the worst people you could ever imagine join together to discuss smaller government, the war on terror, and ask 'where are all the black people?', often in the same speech denouncing them for being shiftless and bringing the destruction of New Orleans on themselves.

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Because Of DailyKos Copyright Rules, I Feared Using My Image of the Anti-Romney Dolphin: What Kind Of Fascism Is This?

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Because Of DailyKos Copyright Rules, I Feared Using My Image of the Anti-Romney Dolphin: What Kind Of Fascism Is This?

The Worst Kind

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The Next Two Years Are Gonna Be Awful: On The Road To The Republican Nomination

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Thursday March 01, 2007 · 3:23 AM PST

2007/03/01 · 03:23

Via ChugBleach.com

Adalai Stevenson, a man who was no stranger to running impossibly bad campaigns for president, once said, "People get the government they deserve." I've spent the last three hours hopelessly combing over this list of people running for the Republican nomination, and Stevenson was right and we're totally doomed. But that doesn't mean you can't laugh at the prospect of this country going down in flames, or speculate on which movie our charred hellscape of a future will resemble most.

The following is my flawed attempt to bring some wisdom and madness to how I see the Republican race for the nomination shaping up, which may send an entire generation of impressionable young minds staggering blindly away from politics forever and towards a dystopian future of nothing but shiny things, hard drugs, and Dance Dance Revolution.

Guess which candidate isn't going to win? It rhymes with John McCain.

Jump up on it.

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You're Stranded On An Island For Eternity. Who's Your Buddy?

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You're Stranded On An Island For Eternity. Who's Your Buddy?

Tom Tancredo

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Jim Gilmore

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Mitt Romney

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Merciful, merciful spontaneous combustion.

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John McCain Punches Orphans, Others

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Thursday January 25, 2007 · 11:47 PM PST

2007/01/25 · 23:47

Crossposted with extreme love and respectfulness from Chug Bleach

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John McCain

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John McCain

Misunderstood vortex of evil?

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Utterly senile?

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Both?

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