The 2016 Republican presidential candidates are collectively: idiots, warmongers, dolts, greedy, clowns, narcissists, sociopaths and puppets of the 1%. They deserve scorn, mockery and insult. When you look at the “leaders” in the polls, one of the ten people below will most likely be the Republican nominee for president. That means about ½ of US voters who actually make it to the polls in 2016 are going to vote for one of these guys.
1. Donald Trump, “billionaire” businessman. Thinks Mexican immigrants are criminals and rapists, climate change is a hoax and the Iran deal is bad because the Persians or something.
2. Former Fla. Governor, Jeb Bush. The 2000 Presidential election, Rilya Wilson, Terri Schiavo, tried to end affirmative action in Florida Universities and state contracting.
3. Governor of New Jersey, Chris Christie. Bridgegate, Hurricane Sandy Relief scandal, loud-mouth jerk.
4. Texas Senator, Ted Cruz- government shut-down, serial liar, wants to bomb Iran to get Jesus to come back.
5. Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker-union buster, dark money, Koch puppet.
6. Florida Sen. Marco Rubio. Thinks earth is 6000 years old, switches position on immigration to appease radical base, auto-dealer billionaire puppet, dehydrated.
7. Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul. Constant ethical problems, anti-choice, anti-equal pay, Aqua Budda.
8. Former Arkansas Governor, Mike Huckabee- Thinks the Iran deal is the holocaust, got rapist released from prison, used influence to protect family from criminal investigations, Fox shill.
9. Dr. Ben Carson. Wants to remove pro-LGBT equality judges, Obamacare = slavery, No such thing as war crimes.
10. Former Texas Governor, Rick Perry. Rabidly anti-choice, anti-coyote, Iran deal is bad, and um, uh, oops…
The remaining clowns Kasich, Santorum, Jindal, Fiorina, Pataki, Graham and whoever else decides to cram into the clown car could conceivably be tapped as a VP or to a cabinet level post.
That is a scary thought. It’s also scary that 12 out of the top 16 Republican candidates held some type of elected office. That tells me that-at least at one time- people got out and voted for these crazy people and these clowns won.
We need to mock, embarrass, call out, and taunt these clowns every day. But we also need to register new voters, sharpen our message and give people a reason to vote for us and not just a reason not to vote for the Republican candidate.
I look forward to whoever the Democratic candidate is and I will support them because it’s going to be a street fight in 2016- even if it is against clowns.