Please do what you can today to ensure that tomorrow is the Final Episode of the Disembodied Head of Dick Devos.
If you have a connection that I missed (and frankly, how could I not) post it below!
There I was: hovering high above the Michigan interWeb like a proud but disappointed eagle when a fast-dodging mourning dove alerted me to this post by some bird-watcher guy. A bird watcher? With a political opinion? Hello in there, Mr. Red-breasted Nuthatch. Let's leave politics to the politicians ... and the soap guys.
Anyway, I have to stay on the move, carrying my message to Take Back Michigan (except for the Republican Legislature and Supreme Court) to a state weary of my ads and face. Since the Bird Man of Michigan was silly enough to license his little book report about Dick DeVos as Creative Commons, I have it posted at Disembodied Headquarters followed by my devastating response and a video from The YouTube.
Take comfort in the polls and purge your memory of any thought of Fat John Engler's 11th hour wipeout of a 14 pt deficit ... Republicans can't handle deficits any more.
Fear, disappointment and the mad schemes of Saul "Madonna is Somehow Relevant to this Race" Anuzis are all we have - except for the power of our Magic Signs! Get the signs, pray to the signs, display the signs and perhaps the candidates who truly stand for Michigan and not just for themselves will prevail upon Election Day!
That's all hooey of course. I mean really: What has she ever done in politics?
Click below for an exclusive look inside my swanky life with guest appearances by Gorgeous George Bush, Jailhouse Jack Abramoff and Tricky Tom DeLay!
I've also written a poem just for you, my loyal viewers!
With the election drawing nigh, here's a reminder not to forget about the Man behind the Mask ... and hey! If YOU have a scary to share about Count Amvay, drop it into the old plastic pumpkin o' pain!
There are a couple of nagging "bloggers" who seem to have discovered The Google, but other than that it looks like Greasy Dick is going to slide into election day untouched by his shady past!
Don't forget to partcipate in the Dick Devos Quitter Challenge!
My challenge to all you Google-boom happy folks is to tell Google who you think the real quitter is: Dick Devos or the Grand Masonic Lodge of British Columbia and the Yukon.
I think the answer is clear, CANADIANS LIKE MY OPPONENT are the real quitters - just ask Google!
And also about this Liberal Lucy. She's really a problem: straight talk, simple ideas, no bullstuff. I'm kind of worried that her straightforward style could reach across party lines, so I encourage you all to TOTALLY IGNORE HER. If you do pay attention to her and do decide to make some Democracy Cookies of your own, I'll have mine with sprinkles.
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