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Wed Nov 08, 2006 at 05:41 AM PST

MI-GOV: Ding, Dong, DeVos is Done!

by devoshead

Hey, I think it's morning in America!!
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Dick DeVos is defeated and I am...

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Tue Nov 07, 2006 at 03:35 AM PST

MI-GOV: IT CAME FROM BEYOND...

by devoshead

Is it morning in America yet? I sure hope so because it's getting real cramped inside this Dick's head.

Please do what you can today to ensure that tomorrow is the Final Episode of the Disembodied Head of Dick Devos.

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Today Dick DeVos will...

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Is it morning in America yet? Tune in today to meet all my rowdy friends and learn more about what makes them special to me (hint: it usually involves MONEY and lots of it!)

If you have a connection that I missed (and frankly, how could I not) post it below!

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All Dick's friends make me feel...

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Sun Nov 05, 2006 at 07:06 AM PST

MI-GOV: Dick DeVos Dove Hunt 2006

by devoshead

Dick DeVos Michigan Dove Hunt 2006
There I was: hovering high above the Michigan interWeb like a proud but disappointed eagle when a fast-dodging mourning dove  alerted me to this post by some bird-watcher guy. A bird watcher? With a political opinion? Hello in there, Mr. Red-breasted Nuthatch. Let's leave politics to the politicians ... and the soap guys.

Anyway, I have to stay on the move, carrying my message to Take Back Michigan (except for the Republican Legislature and Supreme Court) to a state weary of my ads and face. Since the Bird Man of Michigan was silly enough to license his little book report about Dick DeVos as Creative Commons, I have it posted at Disembodied Headquarters followed by my devastating response and a video from The YouTube.

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Mourning doves are...

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It's down to the final days and on the behalf of Dick "Oh My God Things Are Falling Apart" Devos, I would like to implore all you dems, libs, progressives, blues, purples and pinks to stay home and encourage your filthy friends not to vote.

Take comfort in the polls and purge your memory of any thought of Fat John Engler's 11th hour wipeout of a 14 pt deficit ... Republicans can't handle deficits any more.

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Dick DeVos is digging for...

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Attention loyal party members! A towering wave of Democratic power rushes toward us!! They are calling all to contact HQ and GOTV!!!

Fear, disappointment and the mad schemes of Saul "Madonna is Somehow Relevant to this Race" Anuzis are all we have - except for the power of our Magic Signs! Get the signs, pray to the signs, display the signs and perhaps the candidates who truly stand for Michigan and not just for themselves will prevail upon Election Day!

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My prayer to the Magic Signs will be...

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People are saying all kinds of terrible things about my wife Betsy the Billionairess, about how if I win we'll have DeVos & DeVos, Governors x2.

That's all hooey of course. I mean really: What has she ever done in politics?

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Will it be Team Governor if DeVos Wins

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The Disembodied Head of Dick Devos is sending out champagne wishes and caviar daydreams to Michigan's poor, huddled masses (but try not to track mud on the carpets - their imported from China!)

Click below for an exclusive look inside my swanky life with guest appearances by Gorgeous George Bush, Jailhouse Jack Abramoff and Tricky Tom DeLay!

I've also written a poem just for you, my loyal viewers!

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The thing that excites me most about Dick DeVos is...

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For about a year now, Dick Devos has been putting on a pretty face and dangling all kinds of treats in front of the state of Michigan.

With the election drawing nigh, here's a reminder not to forget about the Man behind the Mask ... and hey! If YOU have a scary to share about Count Amvay, drop it into the old plastic pumpkin o' pain!

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What's the scariest thing about Dick DeVos?

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What more can I say? I have secrets, for the most part I've kept them off the front page. Advantage: Devos!

There are a couple of nagging "bloggers" who seem to have discovered The Google, but other than that it looks like Greasy Dick is going to slide into election day untouched by his shady past!

Don't forget to partcipate in the Dick Devos Quitter Challenge!

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How DOES Dick Devos keep his secrets anyway??

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There have been a lot of people saying that Dick Devos is a quitter.

My challenge to all you Google-boom happy folks is to tell Google who you think the real quitter is: Dick Devos or the Grand Masonic Lodge of British Columbia and the Yukon.

I think the answer is clear, CANADIANS LIKE MY OPPONENT are the real quitters - just ask Google!

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Is Dick Devos a Quitter?

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Good morning future indentured servants! Today I want to talk with you about cookies. Democracy cookies. With SPRINKLES!!

And also about this Liberal Lucy. She's really a problem: straight talk, simple ideas, no bullstuff. I'm kind of worried that her straightforward style could reach across party lines, so I encourage you all to TOTALLY IGNORE HER. If you do pay attention to her and do decide to make some Democracy Cookies of your own, I'll have mine with sprinkles.

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Democracy cookies?

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