Scene: Typical Doctor's Office in an HMO clinic
Patient 1: Hi, I'm here for my appointment with Dr. Clinton.
Nurse: I'm sorry - Dr. Clinton retired, so we transferred you to the new Doctor.
Patient 1: Who's the new doctor?
(Doors smash open, a man bursts in wearing camouflage, a red cape with picture of an elephant on it, crossed bandoliers of bullets, a pistol and a stethoscope).
Dr. Neocon: Beware, Evil Germs! It is I, DOCTOR NEOCON!
Patient 1: "I don't like this guy - can't I have someone else?"
Nurse: "Sorry, we're stuck with this guy until 2008 - unless the medical board kicks him out sooner."
Patient 1: "The medical board never kicks doctors out - why would -?"
(Patient 1 is interrupted when another patient, covered in blood and moaning, staggers out from behind Dr. Neocon and starts crawling for the exit)
Patient 1: "That man needs medical attention - Dr Neocon, aren't you going to help him?"
Dr. Neocon: "I DID help him! That's Mr. Eye-Rack - he came in with a bad case of saddamitis, so I applied the latest DOCTOR NEOCON treatment."
(Continued)
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