Reprinted from The Satirical Political Report http://satiricalpolitical.com/
Tired of Bill Safire’s annual "Office Pool" column in The New York Times? — the 2007 version of which appeared yesterday. Sick of his not-so-subtle slants to reflect his right-wing wish list? Well, here then, is the only Office Pool you need, the First Annual "Office Satire Pool" for 2007:
- George Bush will:
(a) stay the course, (b) give in to his urge to surge, (c) cut and run, (d) cut his wrists.
I hope for (d), but fear it’ll be (b).
- Dick Cheney will push for the invasion of:
(a) Iran, (b) Syria, (c) Iraq, all over again, (d) The Democratic-controlled House and Senate.
My pick: All of the above.
- Osama bin Laden will:
(a) be captured while dining with Pakistan President Musharraf, (b) take over as the lead anchor on Al Jazeera, (c) be awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom by Bush, for ensuring W’s re-election.
The answer is (a), but you won’t hear about it, since Bush needs both Musharraf and bin Laden.
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