More Chris Christie Nursery Rhymes

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Sunday January 12, 2014 · 3:25 PM PST

2014/01/12 · 15:25

Apologies to the Mulberry Bush… and the weasel.

All Around the Traffic Lanes,
Chris Christie Blocked the Residents.
Chris Christie Thought It Was All in Fun.
Pop! Goes the President.

Billions Gone for the Tunnel,
Half a Billion Less for Students.
That’s the Way the Money Goes
Pop! Goes the President.

Chris Christie’s Got the Whopper Cough
And Bridget’s Got the Intelligence
Once there is Immunity,
Pop! goes the President

Chris Christie Nursery Rhymes

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Sunday January 12, 2014 · 9:27 AM PST

2014/01/12 · 09:27

Methinks nursery rhymes (adapted) sum it up.
Apologies to Georgie Porgie and Peter Peter:

Christie, Christie, Fatass Bully,
Blocked the Bridge to Hurt Fort Lee,
But with Emails in the Light of Day
Christie, Christie Ran Away.

Christie, Christie, Narcissistie,
Hated a Mayor And Was So Pissed He
Concocted a Massive Traffic Jam
And Then He said, Not Me, No Scam.

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