THROW AWAY THE KEYS (to the tune of KOKOMO by the Beach Boys)
Malaysia, Malawi, Uruguay, Uganda
Or Belarus, Botswana, Reunion or Rwanda
Guinea, Guyana, oh no he don't wanna
(Jailbreak) Throw away the keys
Lock 'em all up when you please
Trump thought his crazy crew could get away with it all
No one's above the law
You've had your last hurrah
You'll be going to jail
While we're laughing at your ultimate fail
Throw away the keys
Malaysia, Malawi, Uruguay, Uganda
Or Belarus, Botswana, Reunion or Rwanda
Guinea, Guyana, oh no he don't wanna
Deal with Kamala
He'll find someplace that doesn't extradite
Sneak aboard some private flight
Become a Muscovite
He's Putin's bitch. Let him make the switch.
Trump is gonna run
He can't pay for the things he's done
Not his debts or his bets, and never his depravity
Trump will run away
He has to run from the USA
That crazy look in his eyes
Says there'll be no goodbyes
Just an empty . . .
Malaysia, Malawi, Uruguay, Uganda
Or Belarus, Botswana, Romania, Rwanda
Guinea, Guyana, oh no he don't wanna
Deal with Uncle Joe
He'll grab some cash
And do a tippy-toe
Somewhere they'll never know
Trump is gonna go
I'm in a rage 'bout children in a cage
Trump is gonna run
He can't pay for the things he's done
Not his debts or his bets, and never his depravity
Throw away the key
Malaysia, Malawi, Uruguay, Uganda
Or Belarus, Botswana, Reunion or Rwanda
Guinea, Guyana, oh no we don't wanna
Watch him slip away
He belongs in a padded cell
And when he dies he can go to hell
Throw away the key
Malaysia, Malawi, Uruguay, Uganda
Or Belarus, Botswana, Reunion or Rwanda
Or Guinea, Guyana, oh no he don't wanna
Deal with Uncle Joe
He'll grab some cash
And do a tippy-toe
Somewhere they'll never know
Trump has gotta go