It's Official, John McCain Has Jumped the Shark.

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Thursday September 18, 2008 · 11:46 AM PDT

2008/09/18 · 11:46

On Tuesday of last week I had an epiphany. I was trying to go to sleep but my dreams were haunted by the thought of Sarah Palin, POTUS. I tossed and turned until it hit me, like a defenseless animal shot with a high powered rifle from an airplane, this thing is over.

John McCain and his campaign have jumped the shark.

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When did J Mac Jump the Shark for you

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When did J Mac Jump the Shark for you

Agents of Intolerance

6 votes

Torture

111 votes

Campaign Finance Reform

5 votes

Immiagration

2 votes

Enviornment

1 vote

Choice

3 votes

Iran

14 votes

Celebrity ads

48 votes

Palin

156 votes

RNC

7 votes

Lipstick on a Pig

30 votes

He hasn't yet but he will

7 votes

He didn't, won't, and can't, we are just that screwed

7 votes

Lynn Forester de Rothschild Refuses to back "Arrogant" Obama

dukewhitey

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Wednesday September 17, 2008 · 11:43 AM PDT

2008/09/17 · 11:43

There are some things that you read occasionally that just blow your mind. This is one of them.

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Who's More Arrogant

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Who's More Arrogant

Barack Obama

70 votes

Lynn Rothschild

282 votes

Gizmo, the alien space genie from the flinstones.

31 votes

John McCain's definition of Honor(from his book)

dukewhitey

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Wednesday September 10, 2008 · 1:14 PM PDT

2008/09/10 · 13:14

My Uncle was a huge supporter of McCain in 2000. In the winter of 2005, he braved a very cold day to get a signed copy of then Senator John McCain's book, "Character is Destiny".:: Inspiring Stories Every Young Person Should Know and Every Adult Should Remember

He signed it, TO ANDREW O'CONNOR- MERRY X-MAS! John McCain.

(All punctuation and capitalization appears the same).

This is the gift that keeps on giving.

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Which of the 5 characteristics of Honor has McCain "honored" most

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Which of the 5 characteristics of Honor has McCain "honored" most

Honesty

1 vote

Respect

0 votes

Authenticity

1 vote

Loyalty

4 votes

Dignity

1 vote

I get the satire but I just think he is so completely full of shit, I needed to pick this option

30 votes

Watch This You Trollop

dukewhitey

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Tuesday June 17, 2008 · 9:43 AM PDT

2008/06/17 · 09:43

For those of you who didn't here, John McCain, according to a new book, called his wife a cunt and a trollop when she made an offhand remark about him going kinda bald. What woman, with half a brain would vote for that kind of man?

dukewhitey

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Thursday June 12, 2008 · 9:15 AM PDT

2008/06/12 · 09:15

Bobby Jindal, the Governor of Louisiana who the meida has anointed to the status of VP short list had this little gem make it out today. According to TPM, Jindal was quite the character in college. Apparently he fought a demon, and faith healed a woman's cancer.

No, I'm not fucking with you.

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Bobby Jindal is

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Bobby Jindal is

Who you gonna call

7 votes

Compelled by the power of Christ, COMPELLED BY THE POWER OF CHRIST!

10 votes

Freaking Hilarious

20 votes

The token VP choice so that Republicans can pretend they care about Minorities

40 votes

Ipods To Be Searched at the Canadian Border for Copyright Infringment

dukewhitey

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Thursday May 29, 2008 · 12:09 PM PDT

2008/05/29 · 12:09

I think Orwell has rolled over so much in his grave that his corpse resembles a sausage.

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What will be searched next

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What will be searched next

your wallet

10 votes

your thoughts and emotions

53 votes

Your Dreams

21 votes

Your Rectal Cavity

68 votes

Dancing With the Pols:Bailemos(Hillary Gets Down in PR).

dukewhitey

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Monday May 26, 2008 · 11:47 AM PDT

2008/05/26 · 11:47

I think that after this election cycle ABC should start a new show called,"Dancing with the Pols". It will be a place were losing politicians and B list advisers will have a chance to strut their stuff and finally win something. Well so here it is program Director of ABC Broadcasting; my Monday Memorial Day Moment of Zen, Hillary dancing her problems away in Puerto Rico.

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Who's Going on the 1st season of Dancing with the Pols

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Who's Going on the 1st season of Dancing with the Pols

Hillary Clinton

12 votes

Bill Clinton

0 votes

George Bush

4 votes

Dick Cheney

0 votes

Karl Rove

3 votes

Jimmy Carter

0 votes

Reagan's Corpse

14 votes

Mythbusting Electric Cars

dukewhitey

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Monday May 19, 2008 · 1:52 PM PDT

2008/05/19 · 13:52

Everyones favorite superhero, Jamie Hyneman from the Discovery Channel Show, "Mythbusters" takes on the myth that Electric cars suck ina new Popular Mechanics piece.

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Favorite Mythbuster

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Favorite Mythbuster

Jamie

21 votes

Adam

14 votes

Tory

2 votes

Grant

6 votes

Kari

39 votes

Peter Venkmen

10 votes

Dear Meghan McCain, (Holy Sh*t, McCain's Daughter is a Fox)

dukewhitey

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Saturday May 17, 2008 · 12:01 PM PDT

2008/05/17 · 12:01

NOTE: If you are easily offended and lack a sense of humor, DO NOT CONTINUE.

When your father is the Cryptkeeper how do you end up looking like this?

Maybe her mother really is a Trollop.

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Meghan McCain is a

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Meghan McCain is a

Hottie

157 votes

Fox

53 votes

Babe

43 votes

Dime Piece

38 votes

Bottle Blonde Bunny

84 votes

Completely off limits and you sir are an Asshole for writing this(and I am a big deusch)

72 votes

A Musical Goodbye to Hillary Clinton

dukewhitey

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Friday May 16, 2008 · 9:30 AM PDT

2008/05/16 · 09:30

A lot of people are speculating just exactly who will tell Hillary Clinton it's over. I feel that these situations call for a creative solution. So without further adieu, may I present Boys 2 Men.

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Favorite 90's RB group

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Favorite 90's RB group

Boys 2 Men

9 votes

En Vougue

3 votes

TLC

3 votes

Black Street

1 vote

Dru HIll

0 votes

Color Me bad

1 vote

112

0 votes

I don't know, back then I was covered in plaid and listeneing to the Pixies and Smashing Pumpkins before it was cool

15 votes

I didn't click to donate money to Mark Penn

dukewhitey

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Thursday May 08, 2008 · 3:11 PM PDT

2008/05/08 · 15:11

The biggest problem with the whole Obama paying off Clinton's debt is that she still owes 5 million big ones to Mark Penn. Mark, aside from looking like a coagulated, greasy, hot-dog-eating, mustard-tiger-bastard is an idiot(it came out today that his strategy of winning big states like California was because he thought the primary was a winner take all).

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How Much Should Obama pay Mark Penn

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How Much Should Obama pay Mark Penn

Nothing

48 votes

Nada

12 votes

Zilch

19 votes

5 Million Dollars

4 votes

An Ass Kicking

74 votes

The Shape of things to Come

dukewhitey

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Wednesday May 07, 2008 · 2:23 PM PDT

2008/05/07 · 14:23

The Urban Poet Petey Pablo once wrote, "North Carolina, come on and raise up. Take your shirt off and swing it around your head, like a helicopter.". Last night I did.

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The Shape Of things to come

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The Shape Of things to come

Trapezoid

0 votes

Square

0 votes

Triangle

0 votes

Circle

6 votes

Poly-Dimensional figure our brain is too feeble to understand

17 votes

turd

8 votes

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