World's Dumbest Criminal Meet Angry Cops

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Thursday August 20, 2009 · 12:05 PM PDT

2009/08/20 · 12:05

North Bend, Ore - A giant set of brass balls and an obvious lack of understanding of the relationship between cause and effect has motivated a thief to try his hand at burglarizing the WRONG place - a police station.

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For his success as a dumb crinimal Mr. Finder should...

67 votes Vote Now!

For his success as a dumb crinimal Mr. Finder should...

stay a dumb criminal

2 votes

steal lottery tickets and hope he gets lucky

3 votes

join Fox and Friends

45 votes

finish the job his first lobotomy started

7 votes

be kicked in the nuts

2 votes

two words: prison bitch baby!

8 votes

Breaking: Specter to switch parties, again!

Intercaust

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Saturday May 09, 2009 · 10:59 AM PDT

2009/05/09 · 10:59

In what can only be called the most shocking career move ever made by a US Senator, Arlen "The Ghost" Specter, is switching parties, again!

Meet me on the other side of the Romulan Neutral Zone...

Intercaust

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Tuesday March 31, 2009 · 6:12 PM PDT

2009/03/31 · 18:12

BREAKING: From The Onion...

WASHINGTON—According to sources in the White House, President Barack Obama has been uncharacteristically distant and withdrawn ever since last month's two-hour series finale of Battlestar Galactica.

"The president seems to be someplace else lately," said one high-level official, speaking on condition of anonymity. "Yesterday we were all being briefed on the encroachment of Iranian drone planes into Iraq, when he just looked up from the table and blurted out, 'What am I supposed to watch on Fridays at 10 p.m. now? Numb3rs?'"

"I haven't seen him this upset since Admiral Adama realized that Earth was actually an uninhabitable wasteland," the official continued. "Or at least that's what he told me. I don't actually watch the show. It's not really my thing."

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I will...

24 votes Vote Now!

I will...

join The Onion on facebook

2 votes

join The Onion on Twitter

0 votes

join The Onion on facebook and Twitter

1 vote

kick 'em in the nuts!

21 votes

Freedom Rings Louder!

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Wednesday November 05, 2008 · 2:33 PM PST

2008/11/05 · 14:33

A poem I was inspired to write.

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Today

2 votes Vote Now!

Today

FREEDOM

0 votes

RINGS

1 vote

LOUDER!

1 vote

Hassleback:"Obama pays females $.83 on the dollar!" UPDATE1

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Sunday October 26, 2008 · 9:13 AM PDT

2008/10/26 · 09:13

I'm speechless.

I was going to live blag the rally but MSNBC shut it down. And I had so many more insulting things to say. DAMN!

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Sunday October 19, 2008 · 8:23 PM PDT

2008/10/19 · 20:23

Amazing! Below the fold where I tell you why my grandparents fucking rule!

Someone asked which state I and my grandparents live in - Oregon.

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Are any of your grandparents voting for Obama

159 votes Vote Now!

Are any of your grandparents voting for Obama

All of them babay!

13 votes

Some of them!

8 votes

The ones that are still with us!

24 votes

They have all passed - RIP.

104 votes

None of them but I still love them anyways! Grandparents Rock!

10 votes

WTF is up with Elizabeth Furse!?!

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Monday September 29, 2008 · 12:31 AM PDT

2008/09/29 · 00:31

I can't take it anymore!

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Wednesday April 16, 2008 · 1:56 PM PDT

2008/04/16 · 13:56

It's called My Wall Street Journal and it's bloody brilliant. It's nice to see some of the best satirists today working on such a great project. Andy Borowitz, Richard Belzer, Terry Jones, the brilliant Tony Hendra, writers from The Onion, The Daily Show, Saturday Night Live, The New Yorker and The Wall Street Journal itself.

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Friday November 30, 2007 · 4:07 PM PST

2007/11/30 · 16:07

RedState and the wing-nut blogs think they have the juice to get a debate organized for "real" Republics.

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For CNN's un-American activities and offenses against "real" Republicans they should be

46 votes Vote Now!

For CNN's un-American activities and offenses against "real" Republicans they should be

Killed

3 votes

Waterboarded

24 votes

Kicked in the nuts

19 votes

Fox News:Mr. Rogers Ruined A GenerationUPDATED w/ Link

Intercaust

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Friday July 06, 2007 · 1:55 PM PDT

2007/07/06 · 13:55

I shit you not. The mental midgets of Fox & Friends this morning spent significant time bashing Mr. Rogers for making a generation of kids into pussies. More of the madness below the belt.

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Steve Doocey

442 votes Vote Now!

Steve Doocey

is a manly man

25 votes

is a bitch

417 votes

Soldier's Blog:Al-Sadr Blames US & Israel for Mosque Bombings

Intercaust

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Friday June 15, 2007 · 7:17 PM PDT

2007/06/15 · 19:17

My favorite soldier's blog has just posted the horrific news for our people serving in Iraq.s

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Friday June 08, 2007 · 8:24 PM PDT

2007/06/08 · 20:24

Why? Check below the DMZ.

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182 votes Show Results

What should happen top KO for this foul act?

182 votes Vote Now!

What should happen top KO for this foul act?

Medal of Freedom

62 votes

Kicked in the nuts

120 votes

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