There, there, sheeple. Settle down. You still have choices.
Your carefully selected leaders at America-Corp have gone to great lengths, efficiently using your own compulsory donations, to provide you with the latest in capitulation technology. We understand that your first choice has great sentimental value to you, but as you have well learned from the fully independent telemedia, concerns for your safety no longer permit us to consider your dangerous sentiments in guiding our corporagovernmental policies.
We are certain that you will find our privately developed alternatives quite acceptable, and beneficial to the continued smooth operation of our shared cultural mandates.
You can and will be proud that our homeland security forces are fighting in several strategic locales today just to make these choices possible for you. Of course, you would never consider disparaging their "voluntary" sacrifices.
Please step forward to register your choice on the tamper-proof touch screen.
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